I kinda feel like Carl

Make sure he’s not wearing a radio collar…

Craig Sery wrote:

Make sure he’s not wearing a radio collar…

Ya because two hundred of his buddies are tracking him to see if its safe to move in !!
We use to have to worry about that with the mountain lions around here but we soon learned to run the collar through the hammermill with the rest of the critter.

This free-loader tore up part of my barn. Unlike yours, it concealed all its holes beneath lumber I have stacked up. Went to get some 2x10s and found a dirt pile nearly 4 feet tall.

Fortunately it’s morning pee routine was very predictable. I emptied its bladder for it

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Nice shot Randy! Blew his guts right out.

John Rasmussen wrote:

Nice shot Randy! Blew his guts right out.

I know!

Were you using an anti-tank round?

Little Sparky – 22-250 /55gr nosler varmegedon. At 4000 FPS, I’m pretty sure I sent its bladder to the next county. Was a bit disappointed in flight time. Only went about 3 feet up and about 5 feet back. Just not the same as a prairie dog

Craig Sery wrote:

Make sure he’s not wearing a radio collar…

Story from the local bar a couple years ago during deer season, likely apocryphal rather than true but I enjoyed it.

A local hunter shot a collared wolf in our area. Cut off the collar, tossed it onto the back of a passing pulp wood truck. DNR went to the Cloquet Mill in pursuit of the collar, found it laying in the yard.

Gunga galunga EPG! At least you will have total consciousness on your deathbed, which is nice.

Brad Dimond wrote:

A local hunter shot a collared wolf in our area. Cut off the collar, tossed it onto the back of a passing pulp wood truck.

That story has been told at my deer camp for over a decade lol. I am positive that its not true based on the individuals who tell it.

gimruis wrote:

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A local hunter shot a collared wolf in our area. Cut off the collar, tossed it onto the back of a passing pulp wood truck.

That story has been told at my deer camp for over a decade lol. I am positive that its not true based on the individuals who tell it.

I heard it in a bar from a “hunter” who was well on his way to being carried out. As I said, likely appocryphal.

That was my cousin’s nephew’s uncle who tossed that wolf collar. This was years ago, before the laws changed. Besides, statue of limitations nowadays.

Just checked my doorbell cam.

OH! It’s game on this weekend!!!

It’s going on the wall next to the Moose.

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Should make it into a hand puppet. Lotta good cabin humor could come outta that thing.

Awful lot of build up for something you coulda had done with a cheap box cage and a couple apples, in a day or so.
Just saying…make for a better mount too, I’d imagine

Trap takes out the fun factor.
Good luck EP,nothing better then the sweet taste of revenge.

Do you need someone to hold your beer so you get it this year? Or were you just waiting for it to fatten up so it doesn’t look so small next to the moose? Good luck.

I would have that southern belle lure it out then you could play pop goes the weasel twice.

Sharon was looking to form another get-together. Maybe instead of chili it could be a “Carl” shoot?

Dutchboy wrote:

Sharon was looking to form another get-together. Maybe instead of chili it could be a “Carl” shoot?

Great idea !! and we could help find the fuel pump for his outboard !!!

This is all I could drum up and she ain’t leavin her throne.
So if I can’t get it this weekend I’ll just have Iowaboy1 bring some composition 4 with him when he comes up in June. oh, and some earplugs.

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The solution.

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Eelpoutguy wrote:

September 30, 2021 at 10:09 am#2064298
I got the green light form the DNR to take out a woodchuck that made my front yard her new home as long as I don’t use artificial lights, motorized vehicles or poison.

I’m loading up the Evil Roy!

Looks like woodchuck cheeks for dinner tonight.

Eelpoutguy wrote:

Do I need to dust of the Kalashnikov?

This situation has some entertainment potential, I’ll give it that.

When you mix woodchucks, big boulders, Kalashnikovs with high capacity magazines, and the DNR’s insistence that the only ground rules are that it all has to happen during daylight hours and motor vehicles can NOT be part of the solution, well…

Grouse,
You forgot to throw in a handful of Coronas.

Stand By………..

Would it be easier to hit if it reminded you of your ex-wife?

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LMAO,
Where did you get her picture?

My lab brought this to me. I thought he was chasing squirrels like normally he does daily.

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Takedown the Monster 7 drawback and let loose and call it a day.

That is pretty dang funny rodwork. Drill her right through the doughnut hole.

I shot 7 woodchucks and 7 raccoons in my yard last summer, and 1 raccoon this year, all with .22 short low velocity 710 fps bullets and all were toast instantly. No need for bigger rounds. I live in town so I’m pretty careful.

EP she is a cutie.Got enough ammo?