Well, this is always a dangerous place to be, but I’m bored. Add to that the fact that Mrs. Grouse just got her bonus check and engaged in some Retail Celebration Therapy to a four figure tune, and I figure I’m kinda sorta entitled to ask for a few crumbs to be added to the corporate Sporting Toys Budgetary Allocation.
But the problem is what should I buy? If I were a bow hunter or waterfowl hunter, it’d be no problem as you guys can run through money like sailors taking a 1 day leave on Hooker Island.
Menwhile, back at Grouse Ranch, I’m bored and need a new rifle to work up. My Plan A was the new Savage in the .17 WSM, but I decided to put that on hold until higher end models are available.
Soooo… Here’s are the meger ideas I can come up with:
1. A pre-64 Winchester 70 in .220 Swift. The King of the Varmint Calibers meets the Rifleman’s Rifle. However… I’m not sure I’m up for the PITA effect of owning a .220 Swift when it does nothing that the .22-250 does.
2. A new .22-250, probably something higher end like a Sako. I don’t personally currently own a 250, up until now I’ve much preferred burning out the barrels of 250s owned by others. But maybe I should get one for me?
3. Going way out into the weeds, how’s about an AR Platform like the new .223 DPMS Prairie Panther in brush camo? Don’t own an AR, never thought seriously about it, but these kinda-sorta look like fun. Coyotes, fear me. If I don’t manage to hit you, I’ll at least make an impression by missing a LOT more than I would have with a bolt gun.
4. Some kind of screwball, semi-obsolete varmint caliber like a Winchester 43 in .22 Hornet, 219 Bee, or perhaps the ultimate screwball choice, the 217 Zipper. Yes, yes, try to find a box of THAT ammo on the shelf at your local sporting goods store…
I have to admit that this option has the most appeal, but like a high maintainance woman, it’s also going to cause the most long-term pain.
5. Blow a bunch of money on a 16 gauge over/under or (even worse) a SXS. This is by far the best in terms of a really bad idea because I LOVE pretty guns… you see where that road could go.
Other ideas? Maybe a nice new brush cutter for easier trail clearing? Maybe I should buy my father an ATV?
Grouse