Thought you guys would get a kick out of this. Recently, I’ve been getting a few SPAM text messages from “ladies”. You can imagine what they are soliciting. So last weekend I was feeling ornery so I replied to one from California. I played along for a while, but could never get her to send me anything of substance. All the while my wife was rolling her eyes at me. I think her statement, “You are such a dork!”
So, to the buddy that shared my cell number, I’ll track you down and you won’t like the results… 
Can I have her number 
