Ever had a squirrel urinate on you?

  • kooty
    Keymaster
    1 hour 15 mins to the Pond
    Posts: 18101
    November 2, 2012 at 2:56 pm #207583

    Well, the text I got from a fellow IDO staff member, who happens to be a very prominent turkey hunter in the spring, claims it just happened to him. I can’t stop laughing. He really needs to write a book on his trials and tribulations in the deer stand. They are epic.

    Ralph Wiggum
    Maple Grove, MN
    Posts: 11764
    November 2, 2012 at 3:06 pm #125995

    Was it an R. Kelly squirrel?

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 22458
    November 2, 2012 at 3:55 pm #126001

    Brad

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 22458
    November 2, 2012 at 3:55 pm #126002

    or Joel either way…Hilarious

    flatfish
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 2105
    November 2, 2012 at 3:59 pm #126004

    Dammit, yes I have been pissed on by those tree rats but, some of the best fresh scent killer you can have in the tree when bow/deer hunting!

    ragerunner
    Winona, MN
    Posts: 699
    November 2, 2012 at 4:15 pm #126006

    Quote:

    Was it an R. Kelly squirrel?

    Point: Wiggum

    Joel Nelson
    Moderator
    Southeast MN
    Posts: 3137
    November 2, 2012 at 4:38 pm #126012

    Ridiculous. It was about a 15lb-looking fox squirrel too. Just before climbing into his nest above me, he started the trickle/splash treatment down the tree. Guess I wouldn’t pee in my nest either, but my options were somewhat limited being tethered to the tree.

    Joel

    jason_ramthun
    Byron MN
    Posts: 3376
    November 2, 2012 at 4:40 pm #126014

    Quote:

    Ridiculous. It was about a 15lb-looking fox squirrel too. Just before climbing into his nest above me, he started the trickle/splash treatment down the tree. Guess I wouldn’t pee in my nest either, but my options were somewhat limited being tethered to the tree.

    Joel

    You kill me Joel

    tony_p
    Waterloo, IA
    Posts: 1792
    November 2, 2012 at 4:55 pm #126015

    Just be thankful it wasnt a coon !

    kooty
    Keymaster
    1 hour 15 mins to the Pond
    Posts: 18101
    November 2, 2012 at 5:10 pm #126017

    Had lunch with the wife today and told her about this. I just kept giggling. She says, “You (colorful adjective) are weird!” I can’t stop laughing.

    johnee
    Posts: 731
    November 2, 2012 at 6:14 pm #126027

    Some time ago a bowhunter on land adjacent to ours told us of this happening to him.

    He said that unfortunately for the squirrel, he was obviously not aware of one of the principle advantages to bowhunting: The shot makes very little noise.

    Therefore, whereas a rifle hunter would have had to grin and bear it, the bowhunter simply drew and stapled Mr. Smartass Squirrel to a tree.

    Didn’t see that one coming, did you Rocky?

    He who laughs last laughs best.

    Grouse

    suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 18631
    November 2, 2012 at 6:49 pm #126034

    I have often thought of having a blow-gun for those red squirrels that wont leave me alone.

    kooty
    Keymaster
    1 hour 15 mins to the Pond
    Posts: 18101
    November 2, 2012 at 9:59 pm #126045

    I found you a hat buddy

    Randy Wieland
    Lebanon. WI
    Posts: 13484
    November 3, 2012 at 12:01 pm #126056

    Be very thankful it wasn’t a mink…not that that has happened to me

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