A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon,
suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had “disappeared”.
So, the somewhat pissed-off Wife called her Hubby’s cell phone and demanded:
Where the hell are you?
Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw that beautiful
Diamond Necklace that you totally fell in love with, but we didn’t have money to Buy it,
and I told you: “Baby that’ll be yours some day.”
Wife: with a smile blushing said: “Yes, I’ll always remember that my Love.”
Husband: “Well, I’m in the Bar right next-door to that store.”
I think I know where that bar is. 