This woman walks into a bar and she has the hairiest armpits in the history of armpits
She sits down, raises her arm and says “bartender, I would like a drink”!
There’s an old drunk sitting right next to her and he says “bartender, I would like buy that ballerina a drink”!
She accepts, drinks it, and raises her arm again and says “bartender, I’ll have another drink”!
Once again the old drunk says “bartender, I would like buy that ballerina a drink”!
Well this goes on for three or four drinks and finally the bartender walks over to the drunk and says “how do you know that she’s a ballerina”?
And the drunk says “any gal that can get her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina”!
October 12, 2011 at 8:56 pm
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