Kids….ya gotta love them. 
My daughter was rambling on in the car one night and out of the blue, she says “Daddy, you know what? You’re a genius.” My wife bust out laughing, to which my daughter says, “Mommy, you’re not!” 
I’ve never tried to laugh so hard in my life… 
Now that is priceless
hmmmmm. guess you should have got him a sports drink and sent him back for some cookies after that. those are the best stories to hear. and I am guessing he was grinning from ear to ear.
Broncs.
oh that just made me laugh, yougins are something else
That’s Priceless!!!
The summer before my daughter started kindegarten, she was getting a little anxious. Coming back from “school supply” shopping, she was sitting in the back seat and pipes up: “Mom, I can’t go to school yet… I don’t know everything“! Was just too cute!
We recently acquired an 8 week old black lab named Sadie. To keep Sadie from chewing on things that she shouldn’t; we keep a few of the raw hide bones lying around the floor. Well my children, Tyler and Amanda were playing with Sadie and got her pretty wound up and was chewing on the kids pant legs. Amanda retreated to the couch with Sadie in tow and could not get her to let go. Amanda knowing that Sadie should be chewing on a bone, she proceeds to frantically yell to Tyler; “Bone her Tyler, bone her”. 
The Oreo response is awesome.
Love the stories!!
We are driving home from daycare a few weeks back. It’s snowing and crappy out. My 3 year says,
“Daddy, it’s really s_itty out, isn’t it??”
I said, “We don’t say that word honey.”
Joce, “but Daddy, it’s really sh_tty out!!”
Daddy jokes concealing his laughter.
Again, “Joce, we don’t say that word.”
Joce, “We don’t say Shi_ty??”
“Yes, now don’t say that word anymore.”
Joce, “Ok Daddy, I won’t say Shi_ty anymore.”
How can you discipline a 3 year when she uses the word in the right context??? 
BTW, that’s a daddy word.
Years ago. Driving through heavy traffic….wife and daughters in the car….I hear a little voice from the back seat: “Mommy, what’s a moron?”. Had to learn how to shut up while driving!
Rootski.
P.S. Cookies…..I’m still laughing. Instance classic Ron.
Speaking of bad words said by kids… My daughter also had an affinity for bad words… though, she did not always know how to pronounce them. Hence, my wife shall always be known as a “big botch” (sounded out as an “o”).
My daughters are now 11 and 13. You guys brought back MANY great memories.
My personal favorite would be when my second daughter was born. I had to do a site survey for a cable job at the same hospital my kids were born at. The IT Director was Ok with me bring my daughter with. While walking through a hallway, a Doctor had stopped the IT Director. My daughter tuggs on his coat, looks him straight in the face, and told him “My mommy had to come here because my sis came out of her virginia”
Doc with a straight face replied “She knows here geography”
These are great. What a way to finish up my lunch time.
A couple months ago, I was changing my daughters dirty diaper. She is 2 and just starting to talk quite a bit even though its hard to understand what she’s trying to say. As I’m wiping off her butt, I start saying “boy does this stink.. peeeeewwwww”. Then she mumbles something like, “dnt teach it dnt eee it”. After the the third time, I finally understood that she was saying “Don’t touch it, don’t eat it.” Find out my mother in law does daycare for us and she says that to her.
These are ALL Classic. SO I will throw out mine too.
My little 2 year old. On his birthday is watching his grandma play Mrs.Packman while sitting on her lap. She makes a wrong turn and gets killed by a ghost. My little man says… Ohhhhhhhhhhhh F**k.
It’s one thing when they say it,, It’s a whole new bag of worms when they use it in context!!!!
Ok… two more that I can think of…
When my daughter was about 3, we took her to see a kids musical at the ordway. My daughter sat nice and quiet during the entire first half. Little did we know, she was apparently getting bored and crabby, but still sat there still and silent. Well, intermission came and the lights came up. A nice old lady sitting next to us turned and said “My, what a nicely behaved little girl you have there”. To our horror… my daugther turned to the lady, gave her the evil eye look, raised her hand pointing it like a gun to the lady (with index finger extended and thumb up), and “fires” her hand gun making a “pow” sound. The old lady turned back to sit in her seat and faced forward with fear written all over her. My daughter turned back to face forward and sat silently again. We were HORRIFIED!!! She had NEVER done anything like that before or since. We promptly got up and took her home.
When she was about 5 or 6, we had taken my mother out for dinner. My mother is overweight (and diabetic). We had just finished dinner when my daughter turns to my mother and says all in one quick sentance “I am full. Are you full? You sure LOOK full”. I still feel bad for laughing so hard.
Years back, my 3 year old son, sitting atop a cart full of groceries was looking around frantically while being pushed up to the crowded checkout area, suddenly he blurted out in a clear, very loud voice, “GD it you make me nervous” to his mother who pushing the cart. She was mortified, while I looking every bit as startled as everyone within earshot, pretended not to know this unseemly duo.
These are great. Here is mine.
Sitting in Easter Church at my In-Laws. My son is getting a little tired of sitting still. Church was almost over, so I told him to be quiet, church was almost over. He starts cheering loud enough that the priest stopped talking and looked at us. Even the old church lady in front of us was laughing.
The sad thing is I knew how he felt
ahh.. church, several years ago the Pastor just finished up the sermon, the little boy behind us blurts out “about time!” just loud enough for everyone to hear.
these are great . Mine occurred in Menards
with my then 3 year old daughter who was ahead of schedule and had her feet turned in as a child so she had her shoes on and the lady at the register looks at her and says “hey sweetie haw are you? did you know your daddy put your shoes on the wrong feet?” and without missing a beat she said” No they are corrective shoes and you are the one that is wrong” man could have heard a pin drop and then a split second later giggles all around us except for the lady at the register.
I got a bunch of them too. One time my wife and I were talking about life insurance. And my daughter, who was about 6 at the time was listening. She wanted to know why if somebody dies the insurance company would pay money to the family and not the person who died. I told her that when you die and go to heaven you don’t need money. She looks at me and says, “What if there is a gift shop?”
dd
I remember one year in middle school – taking my very first science class, my mother had asked what we were studying……we were studying organisms but at the time I had a speech problem and couldn’t say the word correctly and it came out orgasim – the was the shockest I ever seen my mother.
My daughters are a year and 2 day’s apart. We were in k-mart one day. The oldest say’s I have to go to the bathroom. Pee is #1 and of course poop is #2. She came running out saying loudly Dad I had a double header!
The Favorite Daughter was around 7 or so…we were walking with my Favorite Sister (she’s a Dr.) talking about something or other. I made a statement and my FS questioned it. “How do you know that?” she asked…before I could respond the Favorite Daughters said…
“Because he’s DAD!”
I walked a little taller after that. 
When I was little, I loved playing with marbles and rolling them down a couple of cookie sheets. Mom and Dad had to go away one night so I was gonna get to spend the night at grandma’s house, but I got to choose which grandma. I said I wanted to stay with Grandma Cleo because Grandma Bev lost all her marbles. That one made it into the local newspaper.
About a month ago after talking with our day care lady about a possiable Chicken Pox out break in the day care i was changing my little girl when my son came into the room and said, Dad, Hannah has Polka-A-Dots. I said no buddy Hannah might have Chicken Pox. He then went running out of the room yelling Mom, Mom Hannah…..Hannah has Chicken Strips.
So, watching a Ducks vs Red Wings game earlier in the year at a friends house. I am NOT a Ducks fan. Can’t stand them. The ducks scored and went up by a few goals late in the game and I uttered two words. “FUC__NG DUCKS”. I forgot my friend’s daughter (just turned 3) was still up and hoped she hadn’t heard. Next day, her mom sees some ducks and says, “Ooh, look, Ducks”. And in true hockey fan form, her daughter says, “FUC__NG DUCKS”. Gotta love kids.
We were in church one sunday with my brother inlaw sitting behind us. My son who was 3 at the time didn’t know how to whisper, was sitting on my lap facing backwards says in a loud voice WAKE UP uncle bob.
At age 4 he was sitting with me as my wife explained that she now has a life insurance plan at work and I would get alot of money if she died. My son turns to me and says dad then we could buy a tractor.
This one is true and happend about 2 weeks after the LOTW GTG. I wound up winning the late night fall walleye fishing on Mille Lacs DVD and was watching it with my son and he Knows Rob(lipripper) and I explained I had just been fishing with James and he looks at me and says…..How come Rob does not get any big fish? is he just that bad at fishing?
and on a side note we were at my housein May of 07 for a 
after ball for my B-day and rob dared my son to look into the hose sprayer and spray…welll guess what????? . so I am guessing he got even with the comments.
Broncs
The time we have been waiting for since it ended last year is here. The BEST 45 days of the year is upon us and starts this Saturday. 
Man soo much to do, so lil time! Full Moon Trolling on Mille Lacs, Rooster Hunting, Bow Hunting, Rifle Hunting, Pool 2 with Mike W, man the choices are endless, then add multiple states.
Well…… I wish just about everyone a great Fall and when the dust settles in about 45 days, I hope everyone made the best of it! Good Luck, Be Safe and here is to another year doing what we love!
Right back at ya Rob!
Umm.. why did I winterize my boat today? Guess it’s hunting full on from here! These forums should be blowning up soon. 
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