Humor

  • mstanley
    Shorewood,MN
    Posts: 350
    #663857

    Phelps bay – work the edges of the two deep basins during the day say about 10ft deep. At sunset move out to deeper for suspended crappie. You can access the area from the Spring Park bay access. Ratsos have worked all year as have waxies and euro larvae. Minnows haven’t been too productive but that will be changing.

    kooty
    Keymaster
    1 hour 15 mins to the Pond
    Posts: 18101
    #206317

    A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT’S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
    HIS MOTHER SAYS: “BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU’VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE.
    BILLY SAYS: “I’M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN’T GONE ‘DOODY’ YET.”
    MOTHER SAYS: “OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES.BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?”

    BILLY SAYS: “WORKS FOR KETCHUP.”

    prieser
    Byron, MN
    Posts: 2274
    #74619

    That’s funny.

    sauger
    Hastings ,MN
    Posts: 2442
    #74668

    stillakid2
    Roberts, WI
    Posts: 4603
    #74676

    Bein’ a dad is not so bad….is it Kooty! That’s hilarious! Thanks for puttin’ a smile in my day!

    chev70
    SW Wisconsin
    Posts: 1008
    #74705

    GOOD ONE

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