if i was a walmart greeter

  • lick
    Posts: 6443
    September 2, 2009 at 10:53 pm #205962

    Well I started my new job today as a Wal-Mart Greeter a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins? The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid? So I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

    for you dartman

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 22627
    September 2, 2009 at 11:18 pm #57252

    somebodys getting the duster ready….

    littlefishy
    Ellsworth, WI
    Posts: 186
    September 2, 2009 at 11:41 pm #57259

    Gotta love that!

    mpearson
    Chippewa Falls, WI
    Posts: 4338
    September 3, 2009 at 12:35 pm #57341

    jeff_heeg
    Marshfield WI.
    Posts: 479
    September 3, 2009 at 2:35 pm #57369

    Now that’s funny!

    Thanks for a great laugh

    Jami Ritter
    Hastings, MN
    Posts: 3067
    September 3, 2009 at 6:00 pm #57401

    I love that joke, no matter how many times you read it, still puts a smile on my face

    wade
    Cottage Grove, MN
    Posts: 1737
    September 3, 2009 at 8:25 pm #57420

    flatfish
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 2105
    September 6, 2009 at 12:16 am #57464


    For Sure! ! !!

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