‘Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?’
‘Yes. What can I do for you?’
‘I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Brad Juaire……
He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood!
Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but
he’s hidin’ it there.’ Been doing it for years.
‘Thank you very much for the call, sir.’
The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Brad’s house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes,
They bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They
Just sneered at Brad and decided to leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Brad’s house..
‘Hey, Brad! This here’s Rob Stenger…..
Did the Sheriff come?’
‘Yeah!’
‘Did they chop your firewood?’
‘Yep!’
‘Happy Birthday, buddy!’
(Rednecks know how to get-R-dun)
and yes i can