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  • broncosguy
    Blaine, MN
    Posts: 2106
    #640926

    Good watching to help work go bye faster. have a few visitors that had not seen the website coming out to see and sign up.

    just out of curiousity how is that “weeds on a line” legal ? just curious as would think it would create some type of issues with a CO, like certain jigs and such?

    Thanks-
    Broncs

    lick
    Posts: 6443
    #205807

    So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,

    a good find for many retirees,

    I lasted less than a day……

    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,

    unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,

    Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.

    Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,

    ‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.

    Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?’

    So I replied,

    ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,

    I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice.

    Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’

    My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 22458
    #50400

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