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  • Steve Hix
    Dysart, Iowa
    Posts: 1135
    November 10, 2005 at 8:58 pm #395878

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    Still no eye deer [Still no idea]

    B.C.
    La Crosse, WI
    Posts: 1111
    November 10, 2005 at 9:26 pm #11793

    Quote:

    Or kinda like this….

    What’s the similarity between men and floor tile?….

    If you lay it right the first time – you can walk all over it for the rest of your life!!!

    That has to be the most fictitious joke I’ve ever heard!

    B.C.
    La Crosse, WI
    Posts: 1111
    November 10, 2005 at 9:26 pm #395891

    Quote:

    Or kinda like this….

    What’s the similarity between men and floor tile?….

    If you lay it right the first time – you can walk all over it for the rest of your life!!!

    That has to be the most fictitious joke I’ve ever heard!

    fishahollik
    South Range, WI
    Posts: 1776
    November 10, 2005 at 9:27 pm #11794

    My ex wife used to wonder how the deer knew to cross where the signs were.

    fishahollik
    South Range, WI
    Posts: 1776
    November 10, 2005 at 9:27 pm #395892

    My ex wife used to wonder how the deer knew to cross where the signs were.

    prieser
    Byron, MN
    Posts: 2274
    November 10, 2005 at 9:57 pm #11796

    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    So they can stand closer to the sink.

    Why were shopping carts invented?
    To teach women to walk on there hind legs.

    Why do brides wear white at their wedding?
    The dishwasher is supposed to match the stove and fridge.

    I LOVE ALL YOU WOMEN!!!! You know I am just clowning.
    I might have just woke the sleeping giant.

    prieser
    Byron, MN
    Posts: 2274
    November 10, 2005 at 9:57 pm #395904

    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    So they can stand closer to the sink.

    Why were shopping carts invented?
    To teach women to walk on there hind legs.

    Why do brides wear white at their wedding?
    The dishwasher is supposed to match the stove and fridge.

    I LOVE ALL YOU WOMEN!!!! You know I am just clowning.
    I might have just woke the sleeping giant.

    mkanderle
    Posts: 60
    November 10, 2005 at 10:05 pm #11797

    Fish, did that contribute to the “ex” in her description?

    Touche on the tile joke NK, it’s almost as if you were there….

    Just one more.
    How many men does it take to open a beer?

    None, it should be open by the time she hands it to you

    mkanderle
    Posts: 60
    November 10, 2005 at 10:05 pm #395908

    Fish, did that contribute to the “ex” in her description?

    Touche on the tile joke NK, it’s almost as if you were there….

    Just one more.
    How many men does it take to open a beer?

    None, it should be open by the time she hands it to you

    gonefishing
    Lacrosse Wi
    Posts: 495
    November 10, 2005 at 10:44 pm #11801

    That was fun Thanks for the laughs

    gonefishing
    Lacrosse Wi
    Posts: 495
    November 10, 2005 at 10:44 pm #395924

    That was fun Thanks for the laughs

    John Luebker
    Posts: 694
    November 11, 2005 at 4:28 pm #11824

    Quote:

    How many men does it take to open a beer?

    None, it should be open by the time she hands it to
    you

    I had to forward this one on

    John Luebker
    Posts: 694
    November 11, 2005 at 4:28 pm #396076

    Quote:

    How many men does it take to open a beer?

    None, it should be open by the time she hands it to
    you

    I had to forward this one on

    robby
    Quad Cities
    Posts: 2823
    December 24, 2005 at 7:43 pm #13468

    When babies are born, know why the doctor holds them upside down and spanks them?

    To knock the penis off the dumb ones.

    robby
    Quad Cities
    Posts: 2823
    December 24, 2005 at 7:43 pm #406523

    When babies are born, know why the doctor holds them upside down and spanks them?

    To knock the penis off the dumb ones.

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