Steve Hix Dysart, IowaPosts: 1135 November 10, 2005 at 8:58 pm #395878 What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer [Still no idea]
B.C. La Crosse, WIPosts: 1111 November 10, 2005 at 9:26 pm #11793 Quote: Or kinda like this…. What’s the similarity between men and floor tile?…. If you lay it right the first time – you can walk all over it for the rest of your life!!! That has to be the most fictitious joke I’ve ever heard!
B.C. La Crosse, WIPosts: 1111 November 10, 2005 at 9:26 pm #395891 Quote: Or kinda like this…. What’s the similarity between men and floor tile?…. If you lay it right the first time – you can walk all over it for the rest of your life!!! That has to be the most fictitious joke I’ve ever heard!
fishahollik South Range, WIPosts: 1776 November 10, 2005 at 9:27 pm #11794 My ex wife used to wonder how the deer knew to cross where the signs were.
fishahollik South Range, WIPosts: 1776 November 10, 2005 at 9:27 pm #395892 My ex wife used to wonder how the deer knew to cross where the signs were.
prieser Byron, MNPosts: 2274 November 10, 2005 at 9:57 pm #11796 Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the sink. Why were shopping carts invented?To teach women to walk on there hind legs. Why do brides wear white at their wedding?The dishwasher is supposed to match the stove and fridge. I LOVE ALL YOU WOMEN!!!! You know I am just clowning. I might have just woke the sleeping giant.
prieser Byron, MNPosts: 2274 November 10, 2005 at 9:57 pm #395904 Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the sink. Why were shopping carts invented?To teach women to walk on there hind legs. Why do brides wear white at their wedding?The dishwasher is supposed to match the stove and fridge. I LOVE ALL YOU WOMEN!!!! You know I am just clowning. I might have just woke the sleeping giant.
mkanderle Posts: 60 November 10, 2005 at 10:05 pm #11797 Fish, did that contribute to the “ex” in her description? Touche on the tile joke NK, it’s almost as if you were there…. Just one more. How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open by the time she hands it to you
mkanderle Posts: 60 November 10, 2005 at 10:05 pm #395908 Fish, did that contribute to the “ex” in her description? Touche on the tile joke NK, it’s almost as if you were there…. Just one more. How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open by the time she hands it to you
gonefishing Lacrosse WiPosts: 495 November 10, 2005 at 10:44 pm #11801 That was fun Thanks for the laughs
gonefishing Lacrosse WiPosts: 495 November 10, 2005 at 10:44 pm #395924 That was fun Thanks for the laughs
John Luebker Posts: 694 November 11, 2005 at 4:28 pm #11824 Quote: How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open by the time she hands it to you I had to forward this one on
John Luebker Posts: 694 November 11, 2005 at 4:28 pm #396076 Quote: How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open by the time she hands it to you I had to forward this one on
robby Quad CitiesPosts: 2821 December 24, 2005 at 7:43 pm #13468 When babies are born, know why the doctor holds them upside down and spanks them? To knock the penis off the dumb ones.
robby Quad CitiesPosts: 2821 December 24, 2005 at 7:43 pm #406523 When babies are born, know why the doctor holds them upside down and spanks them? To knock the penis off the dumb ones.