Hunter Humor

  • Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    July 9, 2005 at 6:53 am #205149

    A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator:”My friend is dead!What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:”Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure your friend is dead.” There is a silence, followed by a shot. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says “Ok, Now what ?”

    HooksWife
    Crystal, MN
    Posts: 683
    July 9, 2005 at 11:53 am #8939

    must’ve been down south! Good one Hey Dave, hope all is good with you and your family

    HooksWife
    Crystal, MN
    Posts: 683
    July 9, 2005 at 11:53 am #372079

    must’ve been down south! Good one Hey Dave, hope all is good with you and your family

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    July 9, 2005 at 11:15 pm #8944

    Notice I didn’t name names or location

    Things are shaping up pretty well as of late..

    thanks Denise

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    July 9, 2005 at 11:15 pm #372122

    Notice I didn’t name names or location

    Things are shaping up pretty well as of late..

    thanks Denise

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