Reminds me of this joke.
A divorcee was always needing help with something, fix a light, move furniture, lawnmower won’t start, etc. She would call the neighbors husband from across the street to come over and “fix” her problem.
Well finally the wife got fed up with the situation. So one day when hubby is across the street “fixing” something, the wife calls over on the phone and says to the divorcee “Tell my husband to get his a$$ across the street”
The divorcee’s answer was “He has been for quite awhile now.”