I typically chuck a full beer at the boats that cruise by me too close…
…because I’m that friendly.
That’s my wave. If you don’t like it there’s a simple solution—don’t drive by other boats with the throttle open.
Mille Lacs is the worst for this. I can literally be the only boat out there for miles in every direction. And some Jackazz Gawker will come flying by within the distance I can chuck a beer can, and I have a terrible throwing arm (but not nearly as bad when throwing a punch). I’ve been trolling out in no man’s land and had guys in brand new boats, always seems to be skeeters for some reason, motor across the freaking lake and I’m not kidding when I say they’re less than two boat lengths as they go the same speed behind me staring at their graph. I won’t tell you what I’ve done when this has happened but I guarantee you the people who’ve done it will never do it again.
I’m all for treating people that are dicks, like dicks. That’s the only way they learn.
Back at the landing, or anywhere else, I’m pretty approachable and will usually love talking about fishing. I’ll tell you exactly what I did and what I caught. Rarely is it anything to brag about but it’s info I guess. What’s ironic is all the worse offenders have been when I wasn’t catching jack. Usually I’m just trying to get away from others. If I’m anchored off a popular rock point or break, spots where you expect to be fishing amongst several boats, I have no problem waving as long as guys are being courteous and not hitting the throttle too hard until outside the cluster.
Chicks in Bikinis? They get a free pass, always. They get all the free beers they want as long as they’re within arm’s distance when I’m handing it to them.