I thought this was one of the best PSA’s coming out of a Sheriff’s Office.
Public Notice:
From time to time our Dispatchers take calls related to coyote sightings within Goodhue County. Typically coyotes are nocturnal, but it is not uncommon to see them during the day.
Merely seeing one is NOT reason to call 911. However, there are certain behaviors that are cause for alarm.
Specifically:
Coyotes carrying any products marked “ACME”
Coyotes dropping anvils from hot air balloons
Coyotes posting signs such as “detour” or “free bird seed”
Coyotes in possession of a giant magnet
Coyotes in possession of a catapult
Coyotes setting up or detonating “TNT”
Coyotes on roller skates with rockets attached
Coyotes painting a car tunnel on Barn Bluff
Please call 911 if you see any of the above behavior.
Remember, if you see something, say something.