Fun, fun, fun….

thats funny stuff right there!

Coletrain27 wrote:

thats funny stuff right there

X2 Never in a vehicle. Where’s Chris Farley when you need him.

Pictures or it never happened.

In high school that happened to a friend of mine, except it was a pheasant!

Craig Sery wrote:

In high school that happened to a friend of mine, except it was a pheasant!

Whoa

Was helping my snowplow guy with some lawncare last week.Went to trim some ornamental grass and a hen mallard came flying out and about took my head off,scared the h!@# outa me.

you have all the fun Jimmy!!!!!1

My parents had a wood burning fireplace and at least once a summer we’d get a chimney swift or two that would somehow get stuck in there. Pain in the butt, but as a kid I kind of enjoyed it. Open all the windows, arm yourself with a football helmet, broom and tennis racket, open the fireplace doors and try to control the chaos while the bird goes absolutely crazy. For as nimble as those things are flying through the open sky, they’re not worth a s#!t indoors!

Craig Sery wrote:

In high school that happened to a friend of mine, except it was a pheasant!

No worries about breaking a tooth on a BB with that one!

We once had the cat bring a bird into the house. You’d think it’d be injured or something of the sorts, but no! Thing was fully alive and flew all over the damn place with the cat in pursuit!! I believe my mom finally threw a blanket onto it and got it outside.

Another wild one I remember as a kid was when a squirrel got in the house thru my grandparents fire place! Now that was an absolute gong show! That one finally went out the basement patio door. But, not after and good 20 minutes of mayhem!

Nothing better as a kid than arming yourself with dual tennis rackets! Makes me think of “The Great Outdoors” when Aykroyd and Candy are fighting the bat…”he’s in the rafters, he’s refueling!”

Growing up there was a house at the end of the block that had some woods across the street and they had a deer break through a basement window and run around in the house.

Alex Fox wrote:

Nothing better as a kid than arming yourself with dual tennis rackets! Makes me think of “The Great Outdoors” when Aykroyd and Candy are fighting the bat…”he’s in the rafters, he’s refueling!”

Dan Akroid: “Now Chet, go in there and get that radar-guided vermin”

(John Candy heads into the cabin and comes right back out)

John Candy: “It buzzed me…It’s bigger than I thought, it’s like a 2-pounder”

CLASSIC!!!!!!