Your not a real man unless you can sit down with your family and drink some holiday fun in your antler glass. “That sure is good Clark”. 
November 28, 2012 at 12:39 pm
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Your not a REAL man unless…..
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November 28, 2012 at 12:42 pm #1115596
Ah yes, but one must also have a cheesy Mock turtle neck on along with some really, really White shoes, not to mention, it wouldn’t hurt to have your dog ” Snots” along with
November 28, 2012 at 12:59 pm #1115597And you can’t forget the sweater…
November 28, 2012 at 1:32 pm #1115604Time to dust off that classic. My wife doesn’t enjoy it, so I have to watch it when she’s either not around or already in bed.
“Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.”
November 28, 2012 at 1:40 pm #1115609That looks dangerous Clark…er Chris.
November 28, 2012 at 1:58 pm #1115616Hey, Griswold, where ya going to put a tree that big?
Bend over, I’ll show ya’
You have some nerve talking to me that way Griswold’
‘I wasn’t talking to you’
November 28, 2012 at 2:38 pm #1115628Wait til you see our Christmas tree!! We checked it close for furry critters. LOL!!
November 28, 2012 at 3:31 pm #1115659“don’t you go gettin’ attached to it now. I’m taking it with me when I leave next month.”
God I love that!
November 28, 2012 at 3:50 pm #1115666“Clark, is your house on fire?”
“Grace? She passed away 30 years ago.”
“They want you to say grace…THE BLESSING!”November 28, 2012 at 6:05 pm #1115711Quote:
Your not a real man unless you can sit down with your family and drink some holiday fun in your antler glass. “That sure is good Clark”.
Its the gift that keeps on giving Clark
November 28, 2012 at 8:57 pm #1115764Quote:
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Your not a real man unless you can sit down with your family and drink some holiday fun in your antler glass. “That sure is good Clark”.
Its the gift that keeps on giving Clark
Mmmm Mmmmmmmm This is GooooOOOD!!
November 29, 2012 at 9:12 pm #1116092Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-[censored], bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is! Hallelujah! Holy [censored]! Where’s the Tylenol?
November 29, 2012 at 9:20 pm #1116094Quote:
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-[censored], bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is! Hallelujah! Holy [censored]! Where’s the Tylenol?
I love it!!
December 1, 2012 at 12:38 pm #1116590A little sap.
December 4, 2012 at 12:27 am #1117129Hurry turn it to abc family…
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