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Your hand looks soft and petite. you must use lots of lotion.
LOL, two words I never thought I would hear about my hands. Also, notice you can’t see my thumb…cause it’s a nub 
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There is a joke floating out there that I just can’t get myself to swing. Something about a Johnnie, lotion, and a Saturday night
You know, I didn’t benefit from all those SCSU jersey chasers that you had at your beckon call