fishing facts

  • Dave G
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 631
    February 18, 2011 at 10:38 pm #939049

    Here my friends are two absolutely true fishing facts!

    1. Those big floating cans aren’t buoys, they’re boat magnets.

    2. When a guy in another boat ask, “How’s fish’n?” , just reply “Five more after this next one and I’ll have my limit.”

    Mike Stephens
    WI.
    Posts: 1722
    February 18, 2011 at 10:58 pm #939058

    When the wind is out of the east, the fish bite the least. But at least I’m still havin fun

    drifter295
    Hastings MN
    Posts: 413
    February 19, 2011 at 10:17 am #939147

    it’s not how deep you fish……it’s how you wiggle your worm……that’s a fact

    targaman
    Inactive
    Wilton, WI
    Posts: 2759
    February 19, 2011 at 5:03 pm #939242

    I’m not fishing today and that my friends is a fishing fact.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    February 19, 2011 at 9:27 pm #939280

    How does that one go? “Lures aren’t designed to catch fish. They are designed to catch fishermen”.

    Sharon
    Moderator
    SE Metro
    Posts: 5477
    February 22, 2011 at 1:31 am #940214

    When I was a little girl I came up with this gem: Big Bait, Big Fish.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    February 22, 2011 at 1:42 am #940216

    Ahh, a catfisher person at a young age!

    VSRangerMan
    Chippewa Falls,WI
    Posts: 554
    February 22, 2011 at 2:02 am #940221

    Fishing Fact! If I ever hook into a fish like that 327lb Gator Gar it wont be coming in the boat!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    February 22, 2011 at 2:12 am #940226

    Fact!

    targaman
    Inactive
    Wilton, WI
    Posts: 2759
    February 22, 2011 at 3:39 am #940239

    Bk shovels snow in his boxer briefs and that is a fishing…. Wait a minute, that’s just plain weird.

    slipperybob
    Lil'Can, MN
    Posts: 1424
    February 22, 2011 at 4:52 am #940242

    The next cast is always, one cast closer to catching fish.

    lhprop1
    Eagan
    Posts: 1899
    February 22, 2011 at 3:11 pm #940339

    Quote:

    Yup. Even more so if they’re butter and spam sandwiches, preferably with globs of that piggie-jello to keep everything moist.

    Nothing compares to a Spam and Colgate sammich. Don’t knock it till you try it.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    February 22, 2011 at 3:46 pm #940356

    I love Spam as long as I fry the snot out of it! Pun intended.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    February 22, 2011 at 3:48 pm #940358

    Nothing wrong with a grilled Spamburger.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    February 22, 2011 at 3:53 pm #940363

    …and that’s a fishing “fatc”.

    rmartin
    United States
    Posts: 1434
    February 22, 2011 at 6:39 pm #940439

    You can be fishing a spot on the river by yourself and most other boats will drive by. If however another boat stops to fish that spot, then every boat that comes along will also stop and fish.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    February 22, 2011 at 7:03 pm #940452

    Same goes for a lake, but it only takes one boat.

    stuart
    Mn.
    Posts: 3682
    February 22, 2011 at 8:06 pm #940482

    Bass have two memory centers, one for each eye. Say the first time he hit your lure he sees it with his right eye and if he hits it again right away, more than likely he saw it with the left eye.
    Fact….

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    February 23, 2011 at 6:36 pm #939452

    A reel expert can tackle anything!

    That is a fishing Fact!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    February 23, 2011 at 6:38 pm #940832

    and my favorite fishing truth….

    Women want me, fish fear me!

    and that my friends is a FACT OF LIFE!

    lhprop1
    Eagan
    Posts: 1899
    February 23, 2011 at 6:58 pm #940839

    Quote:

    Women want me, fish fear me!

    Are you sure it’s not the other way around?

    Steve Hix
    Dysart, Iowa
    Posts: 1137
    February 23, 2011 at 7:50 pm #940856

    Quote:

    and my favorite fishing truth….

    Women want me, fish fear me!

    and that my friends is a FACT OF LIFE!

    I got that on a hat!!

    jon_jordan
    St. Paul, Mn
    Posts: 10908
    February 23, 2011 at 8:01 pm #940861

    Boat =
    B ring
    O ut
    A nother
    T housand

    Early to bed,
    Early to rise,
    Fish all day,
    Make up lies!

    -J.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    February 23, 2011 at 8:19 pm #940868

    Quote:

    Are you sure it’s not the other way around?

    No opinions in this thread please…only FACTS!

    doubleshot
    Brooklyn Park, MN
    Posts: 277
    February 23, 2011 at 8:34 pm #940875

    On a slow fishing day…
    You are just one double away from a rally!

    And that is a fact, also the origin of my name. Doubleshot!

    lhprop1
    Eagan
    Posts: 1899
    February 23, 2011 at 9:01 pm #940889

    Quote:

    Quote:

    Are you sure it’s not the other way around?

    No opinions in this thread please…only FACTS!

    Ok,

    Fact:

    Fish can sense vibrations on top of the water. They know when you “have your hands full” ( or if it’s cold-not so full) and will always choose to bite mid-stream.

    You can take that one to the bank, sonny boy.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    February 23, 2011 at 9:40 pm #940817

    Randy Wieland
    Lebanon. WI
    Posts: 13661
    February 23, 2011 at 10:45 pm #940912

    If the walleyes go on a major feeding frenzy at night, so do the mosquitoes

    That is a fishing fact

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    February 23, 2011 at 11:27 pm #940920

    When fishing in a group and the fishing is slow, someone will always find it funny to jerk someones line to make the drag scream or yell out, “Your boober is down” when the rest of the group is not paying attention or about to take a nap.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    February 23, 2011 at 11:28 pm #940921

    Fishing Message Board Fact: Sometimes it is funny to not correct a typo.

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