90% of the fish are in 10% of the water.
10% of the fishermen catch 90% of the fish.
February 18, 2011 at 5:58 pm
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fishing facts
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February 18, 2011 at 5:59 pm #938902
I knew a constipated mathematician once. He worked it out with a pencil.
That didn’t fit in this thread did it?
February 18, 2011 at 6:02 pm #938904I knew a crosseyed seamstress. She couldn’t
mend straight
February 18, 2011 at 6:04 pm #938907Quote:
I knew a crosseyed seamstress. She couldn’t
mend straight
Cough COUGH!!
Wilton, WIFebruary 18, 2011 at 6:18 pm #938913Fishing facts only guys. Lets keep sewing and mathematics out of this…
February 18, 2011 at 6:22 pm #938917Yeah, that Hix guy is always making trouble.
..and THAT is a fishing fact.
Wilton, WIFebruary 18, 2011 at 6:48 pm #938928When you tell your friends that the fish are getting tired of jigs hopping by them somebody catches a fish. Happened twice last sunday. That’s a fishing fact. More fishing facts please…
February 18, 2011 at 6:52 pm #938929When you don’t take minnows along, everyone’s catching fish on minnows.
…that’s a fishing fact. Let’s hear yours.
February 18, 2011 at 6:52 pm #938930Many men go fishing their entire lives without knowing it is not the fish they are after. Henry David Thoreau
February 18, 2011 at 6:54 pm #938931“Catching is over rated”~ Dennis Steele
…that’s a fishing fact. Let’s hear yours.
February 18, 2011 at 7:02 pm #938938When fish have quit biting at a spot and you decide to move someone will always catch a fish before all lines have been cleared. So you decide to stay and give the spot a little more time and then no one catches another fish.
February 18, 2011 at 7:07 pm #938942I should have been there yesterday. Work sucks.
February 18, 2011 at 7:36 pm #938953Quote:
Many men go fishing their entire lives without knowing it is not the fish they are after. Henry David Thoreau
What kind of hippie talk is that? I want to catch fish. Big fish and lots of them. The bigger the better.
Here, fishy fishy fishy.
February 18, 2011 at 7:39 pm #938959
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What kind of hippie talk is that?
Lighting is not the only thing Farmboy uses his candle for.
February 18, 2011 at 7:41 pm #938962Fishing Fact: I only catch the stupid fish who don’t know any better.
February 18, 2011 at 7:50 pm #938968Fishing fact = You can go fishing in the rain. The fish don’t care they are already wet. And that my friends is a fact
February 18, 2011 at 7:54 pm #938973Sandwiches eaten by fishermen with worm dirt under their fingernails just taste better. FACT.
February 18, 2011 at 7:57 pm #938976
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Sandwiches eaten by fishermen with worm dirt under their fingernails just taste better.
Oh ish! Really?
February 18, 2011 at 8:00 pm #938978Quote:
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Sandwiches eaten by fishermen with worm dirt under their fingernails just taste better.
Oh ish! Really?
Yup. Even more so if they’re butter and spam sandwiches, preferably with globs of that piggie-jello to keep everything moist.
February 18, 2011 at 8:02 pm #938982Never let James bring along lunch while fishing.
That’s a fishing Fact! What’s yours?
February 18, 2011 at 8:03 pm #938984If you tell your wife you will be home at a certain time, you will be late!
-J.
Portage, WIFebruary 18, 2011 at 8:06 pm #938988If there are 3 boats in close proximity to each other, the fish are biting there and every other boat on the lake will soon be joining them.
The rule of 3 is fact.
February 18, 2011 at 8:08 pm #938991Quote:
If you tell your wife you will be home at a certain time, you will be late!
-J.
If you bring your wife along, you won’t catch a damn thing. Then, she’ll tell you that all of the money you’ve spent on gear obviously isn’t working.
February 18, 2011 at 8:09 pm #938992I really only need to make one swim jig
February 18, 2011 at 8:10 pm #938993To add to John’s rule.
A visible fish net in use is a magnet for other boats.
…fishing Fact!
February 18, 2011 at 8:18 pm #939000If ice fishing with a buddy you won’t have a jig like he is catching all the fish with. And he won’t have another to let you use either. That’s a fact Jack.
February 18, 2011 at 9:08 pm #939019Quote:
If you tell your wife you will be home at a certain time, you will be late!
-J.
Guilty. I would also like to add if you ask Pug to go fishing with you, tell him to meet you an hour earlier than you really want to meet him.February 18, 2011 at 9:29 pm #939026If the fish aren’t biting, you run out of beer… if they are biting…you run out of bait & beer.
That is a fishing fact
February 18, 2011 at 9:30 pm #939027Quote:
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What kind of hippie talk is that?
Lighting is not the only thing Farmboy uses his candle for.
I am going to tell all my friends I got called a hippie
February 18, 2011 at 10:02 pm #939036Quote:
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Sandwiches eaten by fishermen with worm dirt under their fingernails just taste better.
Oh ish! Really?
Add a cockroach and that’s good eatin
Fishing with Holst can mess up a guys diet, FACT
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