I got something for you union guys.
Thanks for keeping me from having to work 18 hours without breaks. Thank you for my salary which allowed me to by a cookie for you. Thank you for my ergonomical mouse, ergonomical keyboard and 4 smoke breaks a day. Thanks for the fish in the water, the grass that grows, the sun that rises, my TV, my girlfriend, my pug, my toilet, my IDO, all of which could not be possible without you.
Too much?