Cold is a relative thing…
65°
Arizonans turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
60°
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.
50°
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down..
40°
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
35°
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20°
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
0°
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
10° below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
20° below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.).
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
30° below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because their snowmobile is hard to start.
-40°
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Minnesota start saying…”Cold enough for ya?”
-50°
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
