chapstick funny

  • jbb
    Minneapolis area
    Posts: 199
    #1270141

    Could not confirm is this is true or not, but sure is funny.

    Good info for winter weather…..

    THE ORIGIN OF CHAPSTICK

    An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.

    “Howdy, Stranger.”

    “Howdy, Sheriff.”

    The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted his tail and placed a big kiss on the horse’s butt hole. He dropped the horse’s tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.

    “Hold on there, Mister,” said the Sheriff, “Did I just see what I think I saw?”

    “Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips.”

    “And does that cure them?” the Sheriff asked.

    “Nope…but it keeps me from lickin’ ’em.”

    cpetey
    Onalaska, Wi
    Posts: 1193
    #921600

    Dad and I were doing some road hunting for grouse up North a couple years ago and also had a funny chapstick moment. We were listening to the Packers game, drinking “soda”, and slow rollin down some old logging roads when a grouse popped off the trail into a poplar thicket about 30 yds in front of us. Dad was carrying his trusty old single shot .410. Dad popped out of the truck slammed in a shell and pulled the trigger to no avail. Upon examining the chamber, we found out that cherry chapstick doesn’t pack a very strong wallop. But, it remains a running joke every fall.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #921856

    Quote:


    cherry chapstick doesn’t pack a very strong wallop


    Now that’s funny!

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