*** Mille Lacs Ice Fishing Closed***

  • jeff_huberty
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    November 5, 2010 at 1:08 pm #1269452

    Mille lacs walleye fishing closed

    Due to recent findings of pcp’s levels in walleye fillets traced to Mille lacs lake, the Mille lacs walleye fisheries has been closed until further notice.
    Heavy levels of carcinogens’ have been discovered in some fillets.
    Due to the large number of ice houses on the lake the local police have decided to close the ice fishing season
    Law enforcement divisions across the State believe that the source of the contamination may be from cooking crack inside the ice houses, and then dumping the Chemical residues in the lakes water.
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    Sources have confirmed the agencies belief when a TOOTHLESS WALLEYE wearing a NASCAR hat was discovered in law enforcement test netting last spring.

    dan-larson
    Cedar, Min-E-So-Ta
    Posts: 1482
    November 5, 2010 at 2:21 pm #908108

    Was this supposed to be funny?

    Last I heard, Crappie Keith didn’t fish Mille Lacs.

    lhprop1
    Eagan
    Posts: 1899
    November 5, 2010 at 2:33 pm #908113

    Quote:

    Was this supposed to be funny?

    Last I heard, Crappie Keith didn’t fish Mille Lacs.

    Ouch!

    fish_any_time
    Champlin, MN
    Posts: 2097
    November 5, 2010 at 3:06 pm #908122

    Quote:

    Was this supposed to be funny?

    Last I heard, Crappie Keith didn’t fish Mille Lacs.

    A blast from the past.

    dave-barber
    St Francis, MN
    Posts: 2100
    November 5, 2010 at 3:16 pm #908127

    Quote:

    Was this supposed to be funny?

    Last I heard, Crappie Keith didn’t fish Mille Lacs.

    Funny. Actually, He can’t fish anywhere!! At least until August 2011… he was tagged for “Gross Overlimit of Crappies”… and lost his fishing license for a year!

    lots-of-luck
    Mayer, MN
    Posts: 593
    November 5, 2010 at 4:38 pm #908143

    Wasn’t there a drug bust somewhere along the way?

    mikkar
    South Saint Paul, MN
    Posts: 223
    November 5, 2010 at 11:56 pm #908222


    priceless

    cade-laufenberg
    Winona,MN/La Crosse, WI
    Posts: 3667
    November 6, 2010 at 4:03 am #908241

    Quote:

    Wasn’t there a drug bust somewhere along the way?

    Felony:
    Drugs – 2nd Degree – Sale 3 Grams or More – Cocaine/Heroin/Meth w/in 90-Day Period
    Drugs – 2nd Degree – Possess 6 Grams or More Cocaine/Heroin/Meth
    Drugs – 3rd Degree – Poss. Sch 1 or 2 Narcotic, LSD, MDA, or MD

    “That’s an eater…
    Ya think?
    BARELY”

    my favorite quote from crappiekeith. Still use it once in a while..

    jeff_huberty
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    Posts: 4941
    November 6, 2010 at 2:12 pm #908255

    Just a bit of recycled humor

    not intended to offend anyone

    Moderator: If this needs to be dusted: feel free

    bigpike
    Posts: 6259
    November 6, 2010 at 2:25 pm #908256

    There must be a pretty good story or three that I am missing here

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