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I scored a 69%….

I also choose the axe in the mountains with the bear after me. What did you pick ?

bird

It said I was resourceful, sly, and sure to get away with everything.

My final score was 79%.

I also picked an axe. I decided to maul the pantsless thief on the park bench with a wrench too.

Gator Hunter

I got 68%..and also chose the axe

I’m a 54%er. I chose the matches. Figured a big ol fire would keep that bear away!
Steve

69%. I chose the whiskey and harmonica. My harmonica playing while drinking whiskey will scare off any bear.

I think I got docked points for sneakin over to the buddies house and gettin my revenge with his wife… he he

But really got docked when I paid the thief to break into my house and rape my buddy and beat the crap out of the wife.

I thought those would be bonus points….

I received an above average level of intelligence,46% daaaa
don’t get it

I choose the whiskey and ended up with a 56%

Woohoo!

I only got 38%….eye R a Dumme
But the bear was a trick question…I’ve been in interior Alaska in Jan. and all bears are hibernating

I think just the fact I took the test indicates Im not TOO smart!…
but heres what they say bout me… pretty funny… what a hoot…

Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 77% Un-telligent

Thanks for all the help, I scored an 84. I took the matches instead of the ax, figured I would have to stay warm first so I could be nice and warm for the bear to eat.Left my wife alone and plotted my revenge because revenge is a dish better served cold.But I still had to beat the bum who robbed me, had to save face somewhere.

73%!!Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

here are my results:
“Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 84% Un-telligent
Jack..

“The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Wow, will the real Geronimo please stand up!

I selected the matches, figuring Zues, who should be hibernating, deserved a warm meal for his efforts!

Final Score: 31% Un-telligent

Geronimo

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

88% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

oh and

Hmmm
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:
“The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.
“Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn’t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
“Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a poor level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 58% Un-telligent

But how good am I at what’s important in life? Fishing!

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But how good am I at what’s important in life? Fishing!

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i’d say you’re about 55% Un-Good @ that too

The Test Results Are In!
“You kick [Ooops, did I just say that out loud?!].”

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
89% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

This time Jake, I have to agree. I’m at the big goose egg for fish this year. Seems like the only thing I’ve caught this year is H— from my wife.

…And I’ve had a couple limits of that….

Solid 59% here. They said I am sinister and violent. I suspect its because i would maul the homeless guy , whip my buddy for sleeping with the better half , and start packing if Joe the Bookie were after me.

I got an 81%. I chose the radio for the bear and to tie and torture the bum that stole my money.

85% But I probably will be in prison for the next 250 years

85% They say some time you need to kick a naked guys [Ooops, did I just say that out loud?!].