How do you make a Windsor Press?

  • Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1268278

    Is it Windsor, soda water and 7 Up

    Or

    Windsor, tap water and 7 Up?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

    perch_44
    One step ahead of the Warden.
    Posts: 1589
    #885712

    windsor n soda

    but, the real answer is…STRONG!

    trumar
    Rochester, Mn
    Posts: 5967
    #885714

    Quote:


    Is it Windsor, soda water and 7 Up

    Or

    Windsor, tap water and 7 Up?

    Inquiring minds want to know.


    Who needs a mix? back in the day we used to buy a bottle and throw the cap away

    Mudshark
    LaCrosse WI
    Posts: 2973
    #885715

    Quote:


    windsor n soda

    but, the real answer is…STRONG!


    x2

    Steve Root
    South St. Paul, MN
    Posts: 5623
    #885720

    Why anyone would want to pollute perfectly good Whisky by dumping soda pop into it is beyond me. Maybe a little ice, maybe a splash of spring water, but pop? Yuck.

    Rootski

    cpetey
    Onalaska, Wi
    Posts: 1193
    #885724

    Found this answer on the web:

    The original drink is not an alcoholic beverage at all, it’s just soda. I think it goes back about 50 years or so. When people were having “parties” and neighbors were invited, there was always a few Presbyters and/or non-drinkers that were invited too. Presbyters do not consume alcohol,coffee,blah,blah,blah. So, to be social, someone( I suspect a Bartender) came up with a mix of Ginger Ale and Club Soda that “looked” like a Rye and Soda. That way they could hang at the party and “blend” with something that looked like a drink yet not consume Alcohol. If you make one of these N/A drinks some time and set it next to a 7&7 or Rye & Ginger, you’ll see how much they look alike.
    Somewhere along the line a partier must have gotten one of those by accident and just added some Rye Whisky to “improve” it,lol. Thus we have the Presbyterian Highball! And, as I’m sure you’ve been able to figure out, it’s a less sweet drink than a Rye and Ginger is.
    You’ll find that most people that order one will simply say; “I’ll have a Press/Presbyterian please” or “I’ll have a Rye Press/Presbyterian please”. And, most often it’ll be someone a little more “mature” than a 20-something.

    cpetey
    Onalaska, Wi
    Posts: 1193
    #885726

    That’s why I call it Jameson and a splash. Or a Jamo/splash.
    No need to confuse anyone.

    fishandski
    Lakeville
    Posts: 51
    #885728

    Water and Carbonated (soda) Water is a Press.

    Water and 7-up is typically referred to a a Sweet Press. (since the 7up has sugar in it)

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 22456
    #885740

    Damn good thing I am catholic then…..

    chomps
    Sioux City IA
    Posts: 3974
    #885744

    I thought Windsor just sat on the shelf at the store…yuk!

    jerry b
    western WI
    Posts: 1506
    #885745

    Why would anyone want to drink Windsor? Windsor’s only good for washing your feet in. Crown Royal on the rocks is the only way to go jerr

    mbenson
    Minocqua, Wisconsin
    Posts: 3842
    #885746

    BK:

    In the survey both are correct!!! I trained my staff to ask for the preference of the press, either press or water press.

    A press is a mix using something to tone down the sweet of the 7. As noted above either soda/charged water/sparkling water or water are used. Never use tonic!!! A press can be used in either a highball or an old fashion. Any liquor can be used to make the press. A highball usually has one oz. of liquor in a served setting, generally more at home. An old fashion includes bitters as a flavoring additive and features an ounce and a half to two oz of liquor depending on the size of the glass used and is then garnished with fruit, olive, etc.

    I’m in for anything and a splash, cpetey!!!

    Mark

    Dean Marshall
    Chippewa Falls WI /Ramsey MN
    Posts: 5854
    #885754

    Quote:


    Why would anyone want to drink Windsor? Windsor’s only good for washing your feet in. Crown Royal on the rocks is the only way to go jerr


    Yes,but I dont think you track straight when using Crown Royal Jerr.

    wkw
    Posts: 730
    #885763

    A guy walks into a bar and asks for a shot of John Daniels.
    The bartender says,” Don’t you mean Jack Daniels?”
    The guy says” When you know him as good as I do,
    you can call him John”
    Thank You very much!! I’ll be here all week!!

    Richard V.
    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Posts: 2596
    #885780

    Quote:


    Quote:


    Why would anyone want to drink Windsor? Windsor’s only good for washing your feet in. Crown Royal on the rocks is the only way to go jerr


    Yes,but I dont think you track straight when using Crown Royal Jerr.


    True, but when you have had enough crown who really cares.

    jeff_huberty
    Inactive
    Posts: 4941
    #885821

    Quote:


    Quote:


    Why would anyone want to drink Windsor? Windsor’s only good for washing your feet in. Crown Royal on the rocks is the only way to go jerr


    Yes,but I dont think you track straight when using Crown Royal Jerr.


    X2
    Now Crown Royal Cask#16 X4
    thats what I’m talking about

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #885903

    But Royal Crown Cola is so hard to find now a days.

    I looking at the voting split, it’s no wonder a person can’t just ask for a *** press. Since a person has to ask for a “soda press” or a “water press”…and 1/3 of the time we’ll have to explain what a “press” is…we might as well skip the press part and just ask for a **** water/soda and 7-up.

    Guess I can’t give Jeff at the Bluffs so much crap now.

    jeff_huberty
    Inactive
    Posts: 4941
    #885940

    Squeeze a Queen???

    I know. I know

    Steve Root
    South St. Paul, MN
    Posts: 5623
    #885942

    Back in the days when I used to drink, I liked to drink shots of Whisky. The problem was getting your average Minnesota barkeep to set one up. The conversation usually went like:

    Him: What can I get you?
    Me: Whisky
    Him: You mean a Whisky-Seven ?
    Me: No, Whisky
    Him: You mean Whisky and Water?
    Me: No, just Whisky, OK?
    Him: So you want ice with that?
    Me: Look, just pour some Whisky into a shot glass and give it to me.

    It’s easier to open a checking account in a strange town…

    Rootski

    buck-slayer
    Posts: 1499
    #886012

    the press means a splash of charge water is added to the drink.

    trophy19
    Maple Grove, MN
    Posts: 1206
    #886259

    A press is squeezing the open bottle top under your armpit to clean the bottle after the snoose chewing vixen next to you has had a slug from the bottle……

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #886262

    EWE!

    Which is more than ISH!

    armchairdeity
    Phoenix, AZ, formerly from the NW 'Burbs, Minneapolis, MN, USA
    Posts: 1620
    #886268

    Quote:


    EWE!

    Which is more than ISH!


    Which is more commonly spelled “EWW” in this context unless you really DO mean to refer to a female sheep!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #886275

    Shear-ly you jest. The Baaad grammar police again. Wool you like me to change it?

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