Use the Patch

  • barebackjack
    New Prague, MN.
    Posts: 1023
    June 8, 2010 at 5:43 pm #1267917

    The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
    When I went into the E.R. I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
    Here’s the patch. ( attached ) Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.
    It also works at the DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
    At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
    Don’t try it at McDonald’s though…..
    The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order…

    mikkar
    South Saint Paul, MN
    Posts: 223
    June 8, 2010 at 5:52 pm #878266

    sad but true

    trumar
    Rochester, Mn
    Posts: 5967
    June 8, 2010 at 5:55 pm #878267

    Quote:

    sad but true

    x2

    WAT
    AUSTIN MN Cass Lake
    Posts: 130
    June 8, 2010 at 6:18 pm #878281

    Good one,

    suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 18605
    June 8, 2010 at 6:50 pm #878299

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    June 8, 2010 at 8:10 pm #878319

    Snopes says that is inconclusive. They say whether or not it works depends if the hospital is in a sanctuary city or not.

    jerrj01
    Hudson, WI
    Posts: 1547
    June 8, 2010 at 8:46 pm #878329

    Very funny Then again not so funny

    armchairdeity
    Phoenix, AZ, formerly from the NW 'Burbs, Minneapolis, MN, USA
    Posts: 1620
    June 8, 2010 at 10:11 pm #878350

    pdl
    Bayport/St. Croix/Otsego/Grand Rapids
    Posts: 450
    June 8, 2010 at 10:34 pm #878354

    As a native-born U.S. citizen who wishes he could have afforded health care that last four years, I politely take issue with your racist insinuations. If you want something
    positive to do about immigration related issues, why not write your congressperson or call your Polaris dealer about the Osceola jobs the greedy executives of that company are are shipping south.
    30 million unemployed. Roughly 5000 miles of unwatched borders. Factor in three shifts and do the math.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    June 8, 2010 at 10:41 pm #878360

    Quote:

    If you want something
    positive to do about immigration related issues, why not write your congressperson

    They can’t take a joke either.

    Pat Howard
    Sparta Wi
    Posts: 1523
    June 8, 2010 at 11:37 pm #878367

    Quote:

    Quote:

    If you want something
    positive to do about immigration related issues, why not write your congressperson

    They can’t take a joke either.

    DrewH
    s/w WI.
    Posts: 1404
    June 9, 2010 at 12:10 am #878370

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    barebackjack
    New Prague, MN.
    Posts: 1023
    June 9, 2010 at 1:26 pm #878459

    Quote:

    He who laughs last thinks the slowest

    barebackjack
    New Prague, MN.
    Posts: 1023
    June 9, 2010 at 1:28 pm #878460

    Quote:

    Quote:

    If you want something
    positive to do about immigration related issues, why not write your congressperson

    They can’t take a joke either.

    I found it amusing this morning when I went into my Yahoo mail, I got two identical replies from John Kline on Two entirely separate matters, might not be able to take a joke but they sure are a joke.

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