Ole met a beautiful blond lady and decided he wanted to marry her
right away. She said, ‘But we don’t know anything about each other.’
He said, ‘That’s all right, we’ll learn about each other as we go
along.’ So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a
honeymoon at a very nice resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his
towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half
tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which
point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the
towel. Lena said, ‘That was incredible!’ Ole said, ‘I used to be an Olympic
diving champion. You see, I told you we’d learn more about each other as
we went along.’ So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.
After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on
her towel, and was hardly out of breath.
He said, ‘Lena, That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?’
‘No,’ she said, ‘I was a prostitute in Winona but I worked both
sides of the Mississippi .
