**A Letter To Jessie James**

  • Richard V.
    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Posts: 2596
    April 7, 2010 at 2:59 pm #1267057

    You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

    How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.

    She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.

    Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named “America’s Sweetheart.”

    You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin’ away.

    You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated cheater on the planet!

    How can you live with yourself!

    I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of ____ that you are:

    Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let’s do lunch.

    ~Tiger

    sauger
    Hastings ,MN
    Posts: 2442
    April 7, 2010 at 3:00 pm #861611

    onestout
    Hudson, WI
    Posts: 2698
    April 7, 2010 at 3:06 pm #861618

    Tiger and Jesse are perfect examples of the old saying “show me the hottest woman in the world and I’ll show you the guy that’s tired of F’ing her” .

    Brian Hoffies
    Land of 10,000 taxes, potholes & the politically correct.
    Posts: 6843
    April 7, 2010 at 3:07 pm #861620

    Well done.

    Although, I must ask, what did she ever see in him? Bad boy image? Certainly couldn’t be the tats.

    Wade Boardman
    Grand Rapids, MN
    Posts: 4453
    April 7, 2010 at 3:16 pm #861627

    Quote:

    Tiger and Jesse are perfect examples of the old saying “show me the hottest woman in the world and I’ll show you the guy that’s tired of F’ing her” .

    “No matter how hot she is, there is some guy out there who is sick of putting up with her s**t.”

    and/or

    “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.”

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    April 7, 2010 at 3:28 pm #861638

    The thing with Jesper James is he could at least pick a hotter mistress. Personally, I am not ‘IMPRESSED’ by someone who humps graffiti.

    Richard V.
    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Posts: 2596
    April 7, 2010 at 4:25 pm #861668

    Quote:

    someone who humps graffiti.



    Water just spewed from my nose.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    April 7, 2010 at 4:51 pm #861677

    Glad you got it even though I was missing a word. Stupid Firefox Weather add-on pops up warnings about the river flooding every 5 minutes and if I happen to be typing at the time, it will not enter the text until the alert pops back down after 5 seconds.

    medic242
    Sioux Falls, SD
    Posts: 71
    April 7, 2010 at 5:59 pm #861709

    someone who humps graffiti.


    I almost spit coffee on my laptop

    AllenW
    Mpls, MN
    Posts: 2895
    April 7, 2010 at 6:52 pm #861724

    I just hope she doesn’t say, “I didn’t know he’d do that to me” she can’t be that stupid..I hope.

    She could spend a day in my boat anytime…er….that’s if I wasn’t happily married already..uh..huh..ya that’s it…if I wasn’t happily married…

    al

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