I really thought the article was going to head in another direction:
But not everything has gone swimmingly this spring at Everts. For one, Brian K still lurks throughout the area, stealing cookies and leaving a wake of broken equipment where ever he goes.
Anderson did a good job with the article. Accolades to Dean, to the fish, and the mighty Mississippi> (no mention of cookies) (did Dean bribe Anderson into NOT mentioning this)