The Thieves of Everts Resort

  • Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    February 27, 2010 at 2:54 pm #1266334

    This is why people shouldn’t leave packages of cookies MARKED FOR ME with Dean and his band of hoodlums.

    I’m not sure who took the photo…but thanks for the evidence.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    February 27, 2010 at 2:57 pm #847059

    ….and they’re freaking peanutbutter!!

    sliderfishn
    Blaine, MN
    Posts: 5432
    February 27, 2010 at 3:04 pm #847062

    The good news is that they are not from me.
    If you want you could PM me your address and I could mail you some crumbs from my last batch

    Dean Marshall
    Chippewa Falls WI /Ramsey MN
    Posts: 5854
    February 27, 2010 at 3:20 pm #847065

    I will have a talk with the guys….I am sure it was a innocent mistake!

    Mudshark
    LaCrosse WI
    Posts: 2973
    February 27, 2010 at 3:30 pm #847067

    Quote:

    I will have a talk with the guys….I am sure it was a innocent mistake!

    KirtH
    Lakeville
    Posts: 4063
    February 27, 2010 at 4:17 pm #847069

    Cruel just plain Cruel I suppose Gus cleaned up the crumbs

    wmahnke
    Eau Claire, WI
    Posts: 100
    February 27, 2010 at 4:29 pm #847071

    Hey Dean, nice to see Big D-white gets in on them cookies to he must have gotten cold from fishin or hungry after that long trip to everts from menominee

    lundgeye
    Rochester, Minnesota
    Posts: 1209
    February 27, 2010 at 4:57 pm #847078

    So Brian…does this mean you “like” peanutbutter cookies OR “hate” peanut butter cookies?

    shawnil
    Posts: 467
    February 27, 2010 at 5:09 pm #847083

    Well, you know what they say about payback!

    Thanks for the chuckle at Brian’s expense..too funny!

    Shawn

    mikkar
    South Saint Paul, MN
    Posts: 223
    February 27, 2010 at 5:12 pm #847084

    alot of cookie theivin goin on this weekend…… To the Everts Crew to hilarious

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    February 27, 2010 at 5:14 pm #847085

    Quote:

    So Brian…does this mean you “like” peanutbutter cookies OR

    It means I WOULD have liked peanutbutter cookies.

    eye-full
    Waterloo,Ia,USA
    Posts: 660
    February 27, 2010 at 5:23 pm #847086

    Darn thieves .

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    February 27, 2010 at 7:05 pm #847104

    Looks to me like your 5 royal taste-testers are doing their loyal duty, or perhaps your 5 court jesters are staying in practice.

    Either way Princess, how can you call them thieves?

    sgt._rock
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 2517
    February 27, 2010 at 7:30 pm #847106

    I think you are interpreting the picture all wrong. To me it looks like the group interrupted a crime in progress but the thief got away. All they found was a bag of cookies with some writing on it that makes it look like they belong to BK. It’s obvious to me that they are showing evidence that their bite mark patterns do not fit those on the cookies. The criminal is still at large. If Dean’s DNA analyzer wasn’t broke from BK trying to identify which big Flatheads reside in specific logjams and of course not reading the manual before he started pushing buttons. This case would be solved already.

    tom_gursky
    Michigan's Upper Peninsula(Iron Mountain)
    Posts: 4751
    February 27, 2010 at 8:03 pm #847109

    Quote:

    Quote:

    So Brian…does this mean you “like” peanutbutter cookies OR

    It means I WOULD have liked peanutbutter cookies.


    Hey BK! Does that mean we have to mark Deans goodies seperate from your Polish Beer and P Butter cookies? …………….

    VSRangerMan
    Chippewa Falls,WI
    Posts: 554
    February 27, 2010 at 8:43 pm #847116

    Somebody had to test them to make sure they werent poisonous. Maybe next time who ever made them will make a larger batch to possibly assure you will have a few crumbs left at least. Just trying to be helpfull. It looks like the bite is picking up a bit. Well at least in the bait shop.

    hairjig
    Cudahy, Wis.
    Posts: 937
    February 27, 2010 at 11:24 pm #847136

    Hey Bk, I have a fool proof way to get retrobution. have someone make a batch of cookies and add a little EX-Lax to the batter. Finding the “cookie snitch’s will be quite easy just follow the “TRAIL” to the outback . anybody who excuses themselves more than 2 or 3 times is GUILTY AS CHARGED !!!!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    February 28, 2010 at 12:24 am #847148

    Too the fellas that I met on the river that brought the cookies…Thank You! I hear they were great.

    We were going to stop over a chat with you, but Jesse found a walleye ride for tonight and was in a hurry.

    Thanks again…they went to a good cause….I ‘spose.

    sivee
    Hudson,Wi. Locked out/ Croix
    Posts: 128
    February 28, 2010 at 12:42 am #847152

    Looks like that big bag of cookies was empty by the time you got there
    It looked stuffed to the top when i was in this morning

    mikkar
    South Saint Paul, MN
    Posts: 223
    February 28, 2010 at 1:29 am #847160

    BK just think of it a mere donation to the hard worklin guys at Everts for keepin the ramps open all winter

    Brian Hoffies
    Land of 10,000 taxes, potholes & the politically correct.
    Posts: 6843
    February 28, 2010 at 1:56 am #847165

    Tainted evidence. I’m sure the word FROM is folded over on the bag. Therefore it’s safe to assume BK was providing a snack for the poor hungry souls who showed up this morning.

    Short of a written confession, you don’t have much of a case I’m afraid.

    perch_44
    One step ahead of the Warden.
    Posts: 1589
    February 28, 2010 at 2:15 am #847167

    Quote:

    Too the fellas that I met on the river that brought the cookies…Thank You! I hear they were great.

    We were going to stop over a chat with you, but Jesse found a walleye ride for tonight and was in a hurry.

    Thanks again…they went to a good cause….I ‘spose.

    you’re welcome.

    even though you didn’t get any…..but, who sleeps till 7am when there are fish to catch?

    Jesse Krook
    Y.M.H.
    Posts: 6403
    February 28, 2010 at 9:17 am #847230

    To whom brought the cookies, they were really good…..and they were even better knowing that they were for BK, Thank you

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    February 28, 2010 at 11:35 am #847235

    Quote:

    To whom brought the cookies,

    Jesse met Perch, Perch met Jesse.

    mikev
    Posts: 114
    February 28, 2010 at 12:11 pm #847241

    Are we sure that those are not the “HOT” girl scout cookies???

    stuart
    Mn.
    Posts: 3682
    February 28, 2010 at 1:48 pm #847253

    Quote:

    Are we sure that those are not the “HOT” girl scout cookies???

    Your a prevert,there is no such thing as a “HOT” girl scout,for crying out loud they are little kids….

    mikehd
    Dousman, WI
    Posts: 965
    February 28, 2010 at 1:51 pm #847254

    No respect, no respect at all for the King of Cats and Sturgeon.

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