Three Women,two younger,one older,setting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound,the young woman pressed her forarm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly.That was my pager; She said.I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later,a phone rang.The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When she finished,she explained, ‘That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done,she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom..
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said……well, will you look at that…..I’m getting a fax. 
thats just not right
