A boy and his dog.

A little boy was skateboarding down the street
while hanging onto his dog’s tail.

A man came along and asked if he couldn’t find
something better to hang onto.

The boy replied, “Yeah, his nuts……………..
but that’s my passing gear.”

Little Johnny was dragging his wagon through the park one day and it got stuck in the mud. He was swearing up a blue streak when his pastor walked by and said..”Johnny, you shouldn’t swear like that!” “God is everywhere!”

Johnny said “Is he on that *&^%$##@ merry-go-round?”
The Pastor says “Yes, he is!”

Johnnny says “Is he on that ^%$#@!* see-saw?”
The pastor says “Why, yes he is!”

Johnny asked “Is he on that *&^%$#@ swing set?”
The pastor says “Yes Johnny, he is..”

Johnny asked “Is he in my *&^%$#@ wagon?”
“Yes” proclaims the pastor loudly!

Johnny then says “Well tell him to get the *%@# out and PUSH!!”

A little girl goes to her mom and says
“Mommy can I take Penny (the dog) for a walk”
Knowing that Penny was in heat her mom told her to ask her dad.
The little girl went to her dad and asked him
He said just a minute and grabbed some gasoline and a rag and rubbed down the dogs rear end
The little girl then went for her walk with her dog
A little while later the girl came home without the dog
Her dad asked “Wheres Penny”
The little girl said ” She ran out of gas a couple blocks back, but the neighbors dog is pushing her home”