Just Hit the Lotto

Your Number’s Up

A husband says to his wife,

“What would you do if I won the Lotto?”

She says,

“I’d take half, then leave you.”

“Excellent,” he replies,

“I won 12 bucks, here’s $6,

now get the hell out.

Ok who can answer this ? ,why does it say ‏ after the subject ? it was not on the post when I did it but it is now ? and if i try and edit it its not there but comes back?????

I’ve tried that….and it only hurts for a while.

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Ok who can answer this ? ,why does it say ‏ after the subject ? it was not on the post when I did it but it is now ? and if i try and edit it its not there but comes back?????

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I think you may have cut/pasted a line of undefined code. You can do this unintentionally. I fixed it.

-J.

Wow! Instead of 4 houses, it would have only cost me 24 bucks. Don’t I feel stupid.

Same couple. Wife asked husband what he is getting her for valentines day, husband says you haven’t used what I got you last year. Wife says I’m sorry honey, I forgot what you got me, what was it? Husband says it was a cemetery plot.

Dang didnt work…

Great joke!