So now I am perfect

  • luckydog2
    The Villages Florida
    Posts: 364
    February 2, 2010 at 5:41 pm #1265919

    All these years I’ve been married to the same FW she has sometimes called me the perfect a$$hole. Well she has been wrong for some time. Today I has a colonoscopy and they found and removed one pollop. Put me “out” (just 20 min) and I never knew what they were doing. Woke up, no discomfort, no hangover–nothing. Not nearly as bad as the one years ago when I was awake for the procedure. The worst part was the prep yesterday. If you’re over 60 and have not had one of these, you should waste no time. I procrastinated for a couple years because of the procedure from years ago. They put you under now and it is not worth the risk because of the discomfort. Get er done!
    BTW: FW is now right. By removing the pollop, I am now perfect.

    stuart
    Mn.
    Posts: 3682
    February 2, 2010 at 5:47 pm #838920

    Colonoscopy is a five minute procedure!!Wonder what the other 15 min.where for.

    barebackjack
    New Prague, MN.
    Posts: 1023
    February 2, 2010 at 5:57 pm #838923

    Quote:

    Colonoscopy is a five minute procedure!!Wonder what the other 15 min.where for.

    Awful, just plain awful!

    Jakob
    Keymaster
    Rogers
    Posts: 1282
    February 2, 2010 at 6:09 pm #838926

    Jami Ritter
    Hastings, MN
    Posts: 3067
    February 2, 2010 at 6:16 pm #838930

    Quote:

    Colonoscopy is a five minute procedure!!Wonder what the other 15 min.where for.

    Nice Stuart!!

    deerdragger
    Posts: 346
    February 2, 2010 at 6:16 pm #838932

    The prep is rough…I recall it being “the night of a thousand waterfalls”.

    pockets
    Golden Valley, MN
    Posts: 145
    February 2, 2010 at 6:27 pm #838935

    Awesome read for lunchtime. Thanks for sharing.

    holennet
    Park View, Iowa
    Posts: 175
    February 2, 2010 at 6:34 pm #838938

    Yup! piece of cake being knocked out. They told me I could watch the procedure on the video monitor, just could not stay awake. Best part was the nurse told me I could not leave until I farted! I guess they fill ya up with some air.
    Simple intructions, fart for me and then you can go home!

    garvi
    LACROSSE WI
    Posts: 1137
    February 2, 2010 at 6:35 pm #838940

    Who ever named the prep liquid “go litely” really didn’t try it brfore naming the product

    wooly bugger
    SE Minnesota
    Posts: 32
    February 2, 2010 at 7:16 pm #838954

    I had to have one of these a couple weeks ago too. The prep is truly the worst part. As a sitcom recently put it, “I think I saw some chewing gum from the 5th grade.”

    buck-slayer
    Posts: 1499
    February 2, 2010 at 7:54 pm #838961

    I had one last year when I turned 50. I asked the Doc how is it that they can put a man on the moon but can’t make something easy to drink for this procedure.

    targaman
    Inactive
    Wilton, WI
    Posts: 2759
    February 2, 2010 at 8:27 pm #838969

    Welcome to the perfect club!

    nord
    Posts: 744
    February 2, 2010 at 9:16 pm #838989

    If you wait until you’re 60, you’ve already waited ten years too long!

    weldon
    Rochester, Mn
    Posts: 304
    February 2, 2010 at 11:29 pm #839020

    I turn 50 this year and you guys just make me want to go and get this done early so I can share the results to the public forum!

    hairjig
    Cudahy, Wis.
    Posts: 937
    February 3, 2010 at 12:06 am #839045

    You know Wille, there is an old proverb… Every woman has 2 A$$holes and one she sends to work !!!!!!

    jerrj01
    Hudson, WI
    Posts: 1547
    February 3, 2010 at 12:23 am #839053

    Thanks alot guys. I’m heading for 51 soon and have been delaying this procedure. These posts are not helping. i wonder if I can have it filmed and post it?

    wooly bugger
    SE Minnesota
    Posts: 32
    February 3, 2010 at 12:54 am #839067

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    Thanks alot guys. I’m heading for 51 soon and have been delaying this procedure. These posts are not helping. i wonder if I can have it filmed and post it?

    The Aqua-View camera may hurt a little bit at first.

    the better half
    Champlin, MN
    Posts: 336
    February 3, 2010 at 2:25 am #839116

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    Quote:

    Thanks alot guys. I’m heading for 51 soon and have been delaying this procedure. These posts are not helping. i wonder if I can have it filmed and post it?

    The Aqua-View camera may hurt a little bit at first.

    stuart
    Mn.
    Posts: 3682
    February 3, 2010 at 12:49 pm #839198

    All kidding aside,Luckydog2,glad they found it and removed it.You should be good to go for a few years now.
    Welcome to the club.

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