THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY AN IOWA GIRL

  • smithkeith
    Waterloo, Iowa
    Posts: 889
    #1264731

    Three friends married women from different parts of the Midwest.

    The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she
    was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but
    on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed
    and put away.

    The second man married a woman from Minnesota. He gave his wife
    orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
    The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it
    was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes
    were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from Iowa. He ordered her to
    keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and
    hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t
    see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third
    day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
    of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix
    himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some
    difficulty when he pees.

    Whiskerkev
    Madison
    Posts: 3835
    #837766

    Hey I married an Iowa girl. If you can get past their unwashed brothers you are fine.

    jighead-two
    Cedar Falls, Iowa
    Posts: 642
    #837767

    To bad you couldn’t have posted this 32 years ago, it’s a little late now

    sauger
    Hastings ,MN
    Posts: 2442
    #837774

    iacanoeguy
    Iowa - Franklin Co
    Posts: 277
    #837782

    I married an Iowa Girl 31 years ago. She gave me permission to reply to this.

    kooty
    Keymaster
    1 hour 15 mins to the Pond
    Posts: 18101
    #837789

    I figured this would read something about being lighter than the WI girls.

    diesel
    Menomonee Falls, WI
    Posts: 1020
    #837790

    Quote:


    I married an Iowa Girl 31 years ago. She gave me permission to reply to this.


    Funny

    8 years and counting. The best part is she taught me how to shoot. I am teaching her to fish. Together our son will be set.

    BOBBYB
    Posts: 5
    #837806

    Buddy married an Iowa girl and said he brought her to the United States, (Illinois)

    mb376
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Posts: 120
    #837810

    Almost five years with my Iowa girl. She found this to be much funnier than I did.

    stuart
    Mn.
    Posts: 3682
    #837840

    Married to one for 31 yrs also and my peeing has suffered greatly.

    jerrj01
    Hudson, WI
    Posts: 1547
    #837854

    Best joke I seen about Iowa girls.

    northstar42
    west central Minnesotsa
    Posts: 921
    #837942

    I’m coming up on 46 years with my Iowa girl. She is kind of dumb though, hasn’t learned how to turn the vacuum cleaner on in all that time.

    get_hooked
    Dundee, Wi
    Posts: 94
    #838006

    Where the heck is Iowa?

    smithkeith
    Waterloo, Iowa
    Posts: 889
    #838021

    Ask the MN and WI football teams……they will tell you!!

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