Poor Vikings, it just never ends

  • Wade Boardman
    Grand Rapids, MN
    Posts: 4453
    #1265790

    Just got this e-mail.

    Ole and Sven have a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, both
    die, and go to Hell.

    The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.

    He says to them ‘Doesn’t the heat and smoke bother you?’

    Ole replies, ‘Vell, ya know, ve’re from nordern Minnesooota, da land of
    snow an ice, an ve’re yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya
    know.’
    ;
    The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns up
    the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two from
    Minnesota , the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling
    Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims,
    ‘Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying
    yourselves?’

    Sven replies, ‘Vell, ya know, ve don’t git too much varm veather up
    dere at da Falls, so ve’ve yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather’s
    dis nice.’

    The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he
    comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
    been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off.
    The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging
    everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail,
    moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with
    Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber
    hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering,
    yelling and screaming like mad men.

    The devil is dumbfounded, ‘I don’t understand, when I turn up the
    heat you’re happy. Now its freezing cold and you’re still happy. What is
    wrong with you two?’

    They both look at the devil in surprise and say, ‘Vell, don’t ya
    know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super
    Bowl.’

    wooly bugger
    SE Minnesota
    Posts: 32
    #836185

    Being a Vikes fan is like living a sad country song over and over, season after season.

    hairjig
    Cudahy, Wis.
    Posts: 937
    #836323

    Ruger I love it, suck it up Vike fans, we had to in Green Bay. when he tried to thread the needle to Donald Driver instead of throwing to an open Jennings or Ahmad Green… WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

    a1a
    Posts: 471
    #836337

    Quote:


    Being a Vikes fan is like living a sad country song over and over, season after season.


    BIG Difference! I like sad country songs.

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