This is when you know your a die hard fisherman

  • cnv25
    LaCrosse, WI
    Posts: 70
    #1265788

    Dear Abby,

    I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

    I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs, the phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with “the girls” a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

    I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with “the girls”. When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was that moment, crouching behind my bucket full of ice rods that I noticed that the graphite blank on my custom rod appeared to have a hairline crack right by the handle.

    Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it back to the bait shop where I bought it?

    Signed,
    Jim

    Wade Boardman
    Grand Rapids, MN
    Posts: 4453
    #836175

    I don’t know what he’s complaining about. If she’s out with someone else. She’s not hounding him to be home spending time with her. More time to go fishing.

    Jakob
    Keymaster
    Rogers
    Posts: 1282
    #836178

    I’d make the wife fish with the broken rod…….

    Brent Yeakey
    Bloomer, WI
    Posts: 553
    #836182

    Now that is taking the whole “Happy Wife Happy Life” thing to a whole new level!

    85lund
    Menomonie, WI
    Posts: 2317
    #836221

    Let it be just fish your pain away.

    drechsler
    ia.east side scott co.
    Posts: 46
    #836301

    you should have stood up and take my rod and get it fixed.

    flatfish
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 2105
    #836473

    Geez, I dunno, fix’n this could get expensive

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