A Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I finally got around to going fishing yesterday but after a while I ran out
of worms.
Then I saw a rattlesnake with a frog in his mouth, and frogs
are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed
him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. I
grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without
incident, and I carried on my fishing with the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake, with
two frogs in his mouth 
