Important Message from the WDNR
From Sec. of the WDNR; Citizens of the State of Wisconsin.
Please remove all concrete deer ornaments off your lawns
by Jan. 10, 2010. The WDNR will be doing a deer count state
wide and some deer ornaments may have been counted the
last two years by mistake.
Thank you for your cooperation WDNR 
Tell me this isn’t serious…
That will make me laugh the rest of the day. If that doesn’t say it all, I don’t know what does.
Only in wisconsin….
Sounds like some of you might have a managable herd in your own front yard.
Sorta makes you wonder if during the fly-over survey those full body decoys and targets get counted with the real deerssssssssssssuh. 
And I thought “Iowegians” were special???
I logged off a portion of my woods. I better get all the logs that are bedded down on the edge of the field covered with some white blankets so I don’t confuse the “observers”
I just knew the Wisconsin deer numbers were to high and now I know why!
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You got to be kidding me
Remember….ONLY the concrete deer – do NOT remove the plastic deer in your yard (which are 100 times more popular) as they have already been counted and removing them would result in a sizeable reduction in the WI deer herd.
Hard to get the back straps out of an ornament.
That is too funny Brett!
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Darn! the Iowa secret got out! We do the same at census time with manikins. 
I heard that the WI hospitals have been inundated with drunks showing up w/ chaffed members. That might have something to do with it.
Those ornament deer taste like chicken…
ON A RELTED NOTE . . .
January 7, 2010
Wisconsin Outdoor Report
MADISON, Wis. — A state report said deer hunters shot dramatically fewer buildings during Wisconsin’s November gun hunt.
A Department of Natural Resources report said hunters shot 10 buildings. That’s down from 25 in 2008, 19 in 2007 and 15 in 2006.
The report describes the buildings as homes and barns. It said more rural residential development has put more buildings on the landscape.
Authorities said they have determined the identity of the shooter in five of the incidents. Four of the shootings involved a rifle and another four a shotgun. The weapon in the remaining two incidents was unknown.
Another report stated that there were fewer incidents of hunters found to be intoxicated while hunting this year. No conclusions have been published as to whether the decrease in the number of intoxicated hunters has any relation to the decrease in the number of buildings shot.
wow i cant beleave that we pay someone to say that 
I’ll take down the fake deer but the Gnomes and pink flamingos are staying dammmit
Bret, do I need to remove the FW? I call her deer now and then 
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Bret, do I need to remove the FW? I call her deer now and then
I guess if she’s real hairy and sits in the front yard with no clothes on…. Then yes I’d have her come in the house during the count
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Bret, do I need to remove the FW? I call her deer now and then
I guess if she’s real hairy and sits in the front yard with no clothes on…. Then yes I’d have her come in the house during the count
If she is real hairy and sitting out side naked, get her in the house regardless 
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Bret, do I need to remove the FW? I call her deer now and then
I guess if she’s real hairy and sits in the front yard with no clothes on…. Then yes I’d have her come in the house during the count
If she is real hairy and sitting out side naked, get her in the house regardless
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Bret, do I need to remove the FW? I call her deer now and then
I guess if she’s real hairy and sits in the front yard with no clothes on…. Then yes I’d have her come in the house during the count
If she is real hairy and sitting out side naked, get her in the house regardless
Except during the rut, and keep the bow by the front door
I actually got the memo:
I know Slop, that is why I posted it.
The whole works dealing with deer management needs to be canned. These people are to stupid to tell concrete from hair and in charge……give me a break. Do Nothing Right
Must be UW grads.
Here in Iowa we have figured out that you need to count all deer, concrete or not, and then divide by 2 to get an accurate count.
Are you kidding me? This is for real??!!
OMFG
I’m pretty sure this was just fabricated as a slam on the DNR…much like the Santa cartoon was
They still need to be canned
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