**Just for fun**

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. On all your cheque stubs, write ‘ For Marijuana’

3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5. Sing Along At The Opera.

6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’

7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling’ Run for Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

8. Tell Your Children over Dinner, ‘Due To the Economy, ‘We are going to have to Let One of You Go.’

9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

I all ready do this one.

That is just outstanding. Do I have permission to use those?

10. While in a clothing store fitting room, say very loudly…”Hey, we’re out of toilet paper in here!”

I honestly did that at the Kohls in Burnsville back in my younger days. People in the other fitting rooms got a kick out of it…once they found out I wasn’t serious.