So Mrs Koldfront and I are walking out of a restaurant tonight.
She’s busting my onions about something – I don’t know – not really listening.
As we are getting into my old truck I say to her:
“I can disable the passenger airbag with my key here. Too bad it wont work on you!”
Anyone have a couch I can sleep on tonight? 
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Anyone have a couch I can sleep on tonight?
Just go fishin
Just bring along your Mr. Heater and go sleep in your ice shack. It will be good practice for um.. February when we have real ice 
You should know better, but sometimes a opportunity arises and you take it before you actually think about it.
I have a heated garage fwiw…
Al
JUst go get some garlic and you will be back in her grace’s 
The bad thing is she will never forget it. 
We tried to warn you about this, remember??? What you are experiencing is a common female attempt to make you feel quilty about something, and goad you into buying a MUCH more expensive Christmas gift than you were planning on. My lovely wife ALWAYS picks a fight near her birthday, our anniversary, or Xmas.
Buy her a vaccum.
Hahahahahahaha!
HRG
My wife came home the other day complaining about a sore knee and couldn’t figure out what happened to it. I suggested that she may of exceed the weight limit of said knee. She is so mad now that she doesn’t want to see me. Guess Ill have to leave and go fishing.
your not gonna get any simpathy from here 
Where we going??? 
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My wife came home the other day complaining about a sore knee and couldn’t figure out what happened to it. I suggested that she may of exceed the weight limit of said knee. She is so mad now that she doesn’t want to see me. Guess Ill have to leave and go fishing.
Oh Mike, you didn’t! I can’t stop laughing but if Francis said that to me I would be pi$$ed too!
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My wife came home the other day complaining about a sore knee and couldn’t figure out what happened to it. I suggested that she may of exceed the weight limit of said knee. She is so mad now that she doesn’t want to see me. Guess Ill have to leave and go fishing.
Oh you are a brave man! Don’t buy her a flame thrower for Christmas. 
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