18 Reasons why Fishing is better than Sex

  • whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    September 3, 2009 at 9:40 pm #802458

    #68 You can fish all day without your rod getting sore. And if you happen to break your rod, it is very easily replaceable.

    illiniwalli
    WC Illinois
    Posts: 878
    September 3, 2009 at 9:42 pm #802460

    #69 – you can catch your fish and eat it, too

    trophy19
    Maple Grove, MN
    Posts: 1206
    September 3, 2009 at 9:44 pm #802461

    #69 Did someone mention Underwater Cameras?

    complex12
    Madison Wi
    Posts: 63
    September 3, 2009 at 9:44 pm #802462

    #71: It doesn’t have to be your birthday to go fishing!

    buck-slayer
    Posts: 1499
    September 3, 2009 at 10:04 pm #802466

    I agree with all 71 but you can’t fall asleep after you catch a fish.

    whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    September 3, 2009 at 10:22 pm #802470

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    I agree with all 71 but you can’t fall asleep after you catch a fish.

    you usually can’t the other way, either… YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP

    Fife
    Ramsey, MN
    Posts: 4046
    September 3, 2009 at 10:23 pm #802471

    72. If you get one with wiskers, you can put a picture in the cat forum and someone will say “nice catch.”

    Joe Scegura
    Alexandria MN
    Posts: 2758
    September 3, 2009 at 11:05 pm #802477

    73. “Fishing partners are always open to trying new techniques”

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    September 3, 2009 at 11:09 pm #802480

    Quote:

    #51 Nobody ever complained about having to eat a walleye….



    I would chalk this one up to why fishing is as good as sex.

    What can I say. I am not a complainer.

    whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    September 3, 2009 at 11:23 pm #802482

    MPLSPUG – You and I tend to agree on more than one point in this forum….

    Joe Scegura
    Alexandria MN
    Posts: 2758
    September 3, 2009 at 11:28 pm #802485

    You guys are awful, but hilarious

    zoomer
    Twin Cities
    Posts: 313
    September 4, 2009 at 12:24 am #802493

    #74 It is not frowned upon when you polish your 8# balls in the sand while downrigging!

    payday
    Ramsey, Mn
    Posts: 113
    September 4, 2009 at 1:08 am #802497

    #75 You can fish all day and not have trouble walking the next day

    blue-fleck
    Dresbach, MN
    Posts: 7872
    September 4, 2009 at 2:33 am #802510

    #76 You’ll never hear a fish ask “Does this scale pattern make me look fat?”

    complex12
    Madison Wi
    Posts: 63
    September 4, 2009 at 3:04 am #802517

    #77: Fish aren’t interested in talking about their feelings.

    Brent Yeakey
    Bloomer, WI
    Posts: 553
    September 4, 2009 at 3:05 am #802518

    #78 When you get a sore thumb from fishing it is from “Doing It Right” and ok to tell your buddies about.

    mrwalleye
    MN
    Posts: 974
    September 4, 2009 at 3:48 am #802523

    #79 “its ok to ask your fishing buddy to be a sport and show you their favorite fishing hole?”

    whiskeyandwater
    ????
    Posts: 2014
    September 4, 2009 at 11:34 am #802542

    Quote:

    This could be the longest thread on IDO ever! I can’t think of anything clean to add to the list. Keep them coming.

    I don’t know. I remember a certain classified add regarding a breast pump that was REAAAAAAALLLLY Long.

    whiskeyandwater
    ????
    Posts: 2014
    September 4, 2009 at 11:38 am #802543

    Quote:

    #69 Did someone mention Underwater Cameras?

    #69.5 Not only can cameras be used while, most times your partner encourages it.

    mrwalleye
    MN
    Posts: 974
    September 4, 2009 at 12:57 pm #802567

    #70 sometimes you need to use a jaw spreader to get in deep

    Brent Yeakey
    Bloomer, WI
    Posts: 553
    September 4, 2009 at 1:06 pm #802570

    #71 In Fishing “Getting the Snip” typically includes cutting your tag line and not anything sharp down where is shouldn’t be.

    mrwalleye
    MN
    Posts: 974
    September 4, 2009 at 1:20 pm #802572

    #72 Trolling for a fat pig at 2:00 am does not make you desperate it makes you dedicated

    farmboy1
    Mantorville, MN
    Posts: 3668
    September 4, 2009 at 1:25 pm #802575

    #73: Even when its bad, it is still pretty dang good.

    Brent Yeakey
    Bloomer, WI
    Posts: 553
    September 4, 2009 at 1:47 pm #802585

    #74 The term “Hawg Wabbler” has nothing to do with a Fat Chick With One Leg.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    September 4, 2009 at 3:34 pm #802625

    #75 You can still get a smile out of a woman that has poop on her legs??

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