phishirman Madison, WIPosts: 1090 September 3, 2009 at 7:06 pm #802399 #40. Your friends won’t make fun of you for trolling bars all night trying to pick up slob pigs.
walleyejoe Litchfield, MNPosts: 463 September 3, 2009 at 7:27 pm #802403 #41 There is not foreplay involved. Just rush in whip your stick out and start trolling.
complex12 Madison WiPosts: 63 September 3, 2009 at 7:33 pm #802412 #42: If you break your rod, you can simply buy a new one.
suzuki Woodbury, MnPosts: 18723 September 3, 2009 at 8:01 pm #802416 #43 Rear entry into the basshole is permitted….
complex12 Madison WiPosts: 63 September 3, 2009 at 8:10 pm #802418 #44: The fish like it when your bait stinks.
whittsend Posts: 2389 September 3, 2009 at 8:16 pm #802419 #45… Fish prefer it orally the majority of the time….
Bob Bowman MNPosts: 3548 September 3, 2009 at 8:20 pm #802421 Using the word Sweet Beaver in the boat is a welcome thing. Thanks Reaction Innovations
complex12 Madison WiPosts: 63 September 3, 2009 at 8:27 pm #802424 #47: You don’t have to get a bottle of little blue pills in order to get your tip up.
whittsend Posts: 2389 September 3, 2009 at 8:35 pm #802427 Quote: #47: You don’t have to get a bottle of little blue pills in order to get your tip up. Pharmacy joke… Love it!!
dog2th Omaha, NEPosts: 362 September 3, 2009 at 8:46 pm #802428 #48 – It’s no big deal to get a little fish slime on the carpet.
whittsend Posts: 2389 September 3, 2009 at 8:50 pm #802430 #49 Fish don’t care if you have a beer while fishing.
suzuki Woodbury, MnPosts: 18723 September 3, 2009 at 9:04 pm #802434 Quote: #50. Walleyes are naturally hairless. Bravo!!
mrwalleye MNPosts: 974 September 3, 2009 at 9:06 pm #802435 Quote: #28. It’s OK to admit your wife fished with BrianK one night. THANKS!!! Beer flew out my nose and now im choking to death .You guys crack me up
haywardbound New Brighton, MNPosts: 1107 September 3, 2009 at 9:07 pm #802436 This could be the longest thread on IDO ever! I can’t think of anything clean to add to the list. Keep them coming.
whittsend Posts: 2389 September 3, 2009 at 9:10 pm #802437 #51 Nobody ever complained about having to eat a walleye….
complex12 Madison WiPosts: 63 September 3, 2009 at 9:14 pm #802438 #52: Getting out of the hole quickly is a good thing.
DrewH s/w WI.Posts: 1404 September 3, 2009 at 9:16 pm #802439 If they are made of sugar and spice and everything nice why…………………….
whittsend Posts: 2389 September 3, 2009 at 9:18 pm #802440 #53 To get deeper, all you have to do is add another splitshot or change your speed. #54 Reaching depths of 25 feet or more is commonplace while fishing. #55 Pounding the bottom is encouraged.
suzuki Woodbury, MnPosts: 18723 September 3, 2009 at 9:22 pm #802441 WOW! whittsend is a deviant!I mean that as a compliment btw…
Fife Ramsey, MNPosts: 4056 September 3, 2009 at 9:23 pm #802443 #56 If you release a big one it won’t keep calling you for weeks.
complex12 Madison WiPosts: 63 September 3, 2009 at 9:25 pm #802444 #57: You can tell your FW when the fishing was bad!
whittsend Posts: 2389 September 3, 2009 at 9:27 pm #802445 #56 Fishing GPS units allow you to mark spots that you can hit over, and over, and over again, anytime you desire…
whittsend Posts: 2389 September 3, 2009 at 9:28 pm #802447 Quote: #56 If you release a big one it won’t keep calling you for weeks. lol!!!
mrwalleye MNPosts: 974 September 3, 2009 at 9:28 pm #802449 #56 its ok to drag your worm in the mud#57 sometimes you have to deal with a little ice in the hole but is ok.
mrwalleye MNPosts: 974 September 3, 2009 at 9:31 pm #802450 #59 its ok to tell the wife your going to go out and pound a few holes, because you miss the tug on your rod.
trophy19 Maple Grove, MNPosts: 1206 September 3, 2009 at 9:32 pm #802452 #58 Falling asleep is perfectly acceptable. #59 Cats and Bass don’t have teeth (WI friend told me that)
whittsend Posts: 2389 September 3, 2009 at 9:32 pm #802453 Quote: #56 its ok to drag your worm in the mud#57 sometimes you have to deal with a little ice in the hole but is ok. Related to 57… #58 When someone describes the fishing as frigid, it won’t ruin you plans – you simply smile and grab the auger and tip ups.
complex12 Madison WiPosts: 63 September 3, 2009 at 9:36 pm #802454 Boy this is moving too fast… I think we’re really on #66? #66: You can ask another guy to show you some new techniques without getting punched in the teeth.
whittsend Posts: 2389 September 3, 2009 at 9:38 pm #802456 #67 fishing solo can be extremely rewarding….