18 Reasons why Fishing is better than Sex

  • phishirman
    Madison, WI
    Posts: 1090
    September 3, 2009 at 7:06 pm #802399

    #40. Your friends won’t make fun of you for trolling bars all night trying to pick up slob pigs.

    walleyejoe
    Litchfield, MN
    Posts: 463
    September 3, 2009 at 7:27 pm #802403

    #41 There is not foreplay involved. Just rush in whip your stick out and start trolling.

    complex12
    Madison Wi
    Posts: 63
    September 3, 2009 at 7:33 pm #802412

    #42: If you break your rod, you can simply buy a new one.

    suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 18621
    September 3, 2009 at 8:01 pm #802416

    #43 Rear entry into the basshole is permitted….

    complex12
    Madison Wi
    Posts: 63
    September 3, 2009 at 8:10 pm #802418

    #44: The fish like it when your bait stinks.

    whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    September 3, 2009 at 8:16 pm #802419

    #45… Fish prefer it orally the majority of the time….

    Bob Bowman
    MN
    Posts: 3544
    September 3, 2009 at 8:20 pm #802421

    Using the word Sweet Beaver in the boat is a welcome thing. Thanks Reaction Innovations

    complex12
    Madison Wi
    Posts: 63
    September 3, 2009 at 8:27 pm #802424

    #47: You don’t have to get a bottle of little blue pills in order to get your tip up.

    whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    September 3, 2009 at 8:35 pm #802427

    Quote:

    #47: You don’t have to get a bottle of little blue pills in order to get your tip up.

    Pharmacy joke… Love it!!

    dog2th
    Omaha, NE
    Posts: 362
    September 3, 2009 at 8:46 pm #802428

    #48 – It’s no big deal to get a little fish slime on the carpet.

    whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    September 3, 2009 at 8:50 pm #802430

    #49 Fish don’t care if you have a beer while fishing.

    suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 18621
    September 3, 2009 at 9:04 pm #802434

    Quote:

    #50. Walleyes are naturally hairless.

    Bravo!!

    mrwalleye
    MN
    Posts: 974
    September 3, 2009 at 9:06 pm #802435

    Quote:

    #28. It’s OK to admit your wife fished with BrianK one night.


    THANKS!!! Beer flew out my nose and now im choking to death .
    You guys crack me up

    haywardbound
    New Brighton, MN
    Posts: 1107
    September 3, 2009 at 9:07 pm #802436

    This could be the longest thread on IDO ever! I can’t think of anything clean to add to the list. Keep them coming.

    whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    September 3, 2009 at 9:10 pm #802437

    #51 Nobody ever complained about having to eat a walleye….

    complex12
    Madison Wi
    Posts: 63
    September 3, 2009 at 9:14 pm #802438

    #52: Getting out of the hole quickly is a good thing.

    DrewH
    s/w WI.
    Posts: 1404
    September 3, 2009 at 9:16 pm #802439

    If they are made of sugar and spice and everything nice why…………………….

    whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    September 3, 2009 at 9:18 pm #802440

    #53 To get deeper, all you have to do is add another splitshot or change your speed.

    #54 Reaching depths of 25 feet or more is commonplace while fishing.

    #55 Pounding the bottom is encouraged.

    suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 18621
    September 3, 2009 at 9:22 pm #802441

    WOW! whittsend is a deviant!
    I mean that as a compliment btw…

    Fife
    Ramsey, MN
    Posts: 4046
    September 3, 2009 at 9:23 pm #802443

    #56 If you release a big one it won’t keep calling you for weeks.

    complex12
    Madison Wi
    Posts: 63
    September 3, 2009 at 9:25 pm #802444

    #57: You can tell your FW when the fishing was bad!

    whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    September 3, 2009 at 9:27 pm #802445

    #56 Fishing GPS units allow you to mark spots that you can hit over, and over, and over again, anytime you desire…

    whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    September 3, 2009 at 9:28 pm #802447

    Quote:

    #56 If you release a big one it won’t keep calling you for weeks.

    lol!!!

    mrwalleye
    MN
    Posts: 974
    September 3, 2009 at 9:28 pm #802449

    #56 its ok to drag your worm in the mud
    #57 sometimes you have to deal with a little ice in the hole but is ok.

    mrwalleye
    MN
    Posts: 974
    September 3, 2009 at 9:31 pm #802450

    #59 its ok to tell the wife your going to go out and pound a few holes, because you miss the tug on your rod.

    trophy19
    Maple Grove, MN
    Posts: 1206
    September 3, 2009 at 9:32 pm #802452

    #58 Falling asleep is perfectly acceptable.

    #59 Cats and Bass don’t have teeth (WI friend told me that)

    whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    September 3, 2009 at 9:32 pm #802453

    Quote:

    #56 its ok to drag your worm in the mud
    #57 sometimes you have to deal with a little ice in the hole but is ok.

    Related to 57… #58 When someone describes the fishing as frigid, it won’t ruin you plans – you simply smile and grab the auger and tip ups.

    complex12
    Madison Wi
    Posts: 63
    September 3, 2009 at 9:36 pm #802454

    Boy this is moving too fast… I think we’re really on #66?

    #66: You can ask another guy to show you some new techniques without getting punched in the teeth.

    whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    September 3, 2009 at 9:38 pm #802456

    #67 fishing solo can be extremely rewarding….

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