18 Reasons why Fishing is better than Sex

  • mrwalleye
    MN
    Posts: 974
    #1264220

    18 – You don’t have to hide your Fishing magazines..
    17 – It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

    16 – The Ten Commandments don’t say anything about Fishing.

    15 – If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

    14 – Your Fishing partner doesn’t get upset about people you fished with long ago

    13 – It’s perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

    12 – When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don’t have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

    11 – If your regular Fishing partner isn’t available, he/she won’t object if you Fish with someone else.

    10 – Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

    9 – When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

    8 – You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

    7 – You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

    6 – There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

    5 – If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don’t have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

    4 – Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

    3 – Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

    2 – You don’t have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

    1 – Your Fishing partner will never say, “Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?”

    dog2th
    Omaha, NE
    Posts: 362
    #802299

    Nice.
    #19 – It is acceptable to listen to the game while fishing.

    Brent Yeakey
    Bloomer, WI
    Posts: 553
    #802302

    #20- You won’t get a dirty looks from your partner if you are considered a “Master Baiter”.

    mark-bruzek
    Two Harbors, MN
    Posts: 3869
    #802315

    #21- If you catch something you dont want while fishing you can throw it back.

    gotcatfish
    Prior Lake,MN
    Posts: 550
    #802319

    Quote:


    #21- If you catch something you dont want while fishing you can throw it back.


    holennet
    Park View, Iowa
    Posts: 175
    #802323

    #22 If your partner has a headache you can still fish!

    whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    #802325

    #23 No one ever makes fun of your fishing rod. In fact, the use of “shortys” is often encouraged!

    #24 Using multiple rods at any given time is not considered taboo.

    Richard V.
    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Posts: 2596
    #802328

    #25 You can talk about your favorite fishing hole and your wife won’t mind.

    wormdunker
    Posts: 582
    #802332

    #26 Hooking into a pig is actually a GOOD thing!
    #27 If you forget to wear Rubbers fishing you can only get cold wet feet.

    Similarities beetween Fishing and Sex – Either way you come home smelling like fish!

    whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    #802337

    Quote:


    Similarities beetween Fishing and Sex – Either way you come home smelling like fish!


    I didn’t want to be the first one to say it….

    DaveB
    Inver Grove Heights MN
    Posts: 4473
    #802338

    #26 (FYP) If you hook into a pig, you want to show her to your friends

    But honestly, I think y’all are doing “it” wrong

    stuart
    Mn.
    Posts: 3682
    #802342

    #27 Its O.K. to brag to your friends that your old lady has the worms.

    kooty
    Keymaster
    1 hour 15 mins to the Pond
    Posts: 18101
    #802345

    #28. It’s OK to admit your wife fished with BrianK one night.

    dog2th
    Omaha, NE
    Posts: 362
    #802346

    #28 – It’s just as much fun to catch male walleyes as female walleyes and if you close your eyes you can’t tell the difference ……. Uh, I’ve said too much, nevermind.

    Bob Bowman
    MN
    Posts: 3544
    #802348

    Getting some clam, does not get you in trouble when you get home

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    #802350

    #29 There is no guilt with catching a fish right away and you have barely wet your line.

    ses
    Mississippi River
    Posts: 168
    #802355

    Quote:


    Getting some clam, does not get you in trouble when you get home


    Nice!

    and then the shirt to boot, going to have to invest in one of those.

    Steven Krapfl
    Springville, Iowa
    Posts: 1730
    #802362

    #30 You don’t have to worry about waking up next to a questionable fish.

    #31 You don’t have to cuddle after you get done subduing the fish.

    #32 When fishing, you can throw your worm in as many holes as you want.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    #802363

    #33 You don’t mind how a fish smells

    That’s as dirty as I could make that one without getting in trouble.

    complex12
    Madison Wi
    Posts: 63
    #802368

    #34: The size of your worm really DOESN’T matter to most fish!

    I mean, not that I’d know….

    chappy
    Hastings, MN
    Posts: 4854
    #802373

    There is NO WAY that fishing is better than sex!!!Now….Fishing and sex does have an appeal to it…..

    complex12
    Madison Wi
    Posts: 63
    #802382

    Oh yeah?

    How about this…

    #35: You can still fish when it’s ‘that time of the month’.

    Steven Krapfl
    Springville, Iowa
    Posts: 1730
    #802385

    What’s that one saying? If it smells like trout, get the hell out? Something like that

    complex12
    Madison Wi
    Posts: 63
    #802388

    That’s about right!

    #36: A fish doesn’t ask you to “cuddle” after you catch it.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    #802392

    #37 You can mount a fish over the fireplace.

    chomps
    Sioux City IA
    Posts: 3974
    #802393

    #38 no body looks at you funny when you say “the young ones taste better!”

    dgilgen
    Eau Claire Wisconsin
    Posts: 82
    #802394

    #38 your allowed to use a multitude of toys when you fish, in fact, it’s encouraged!

    Steven Krapfl
    Springville, Iowa
    Posts: 1730
    #802395

    Boy, look at this sea of creativity. If we could only apply it to something other than women and fishing we could be Noble Prize winners.

    complex12
    Madison Wi
    Posts: 63
    #802397

    #39: You can fish from the back deck whenever you want.

    Uhhhhhh…..

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