Ole and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, vatch the squirrels and discuss vorld problems.
One day Ole didn’t show up. Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Ole hadn’t shown up for a veek or so, Sam really got vorried. However, since the only time they ever got together vas at the park, Sam didn’t know vhere Ole lived, so he vas unable to find out vhat had happen to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Ole, but one day, Sam approached the park and — lo and behold! –dere sat Ole! Sam vas very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Ole, vhat in the vorld happened to you?’
Ole replied, ‘I been in jail.’
‘Jail?’ cried Sam. ‘Vhat in the vorld for?’
‘Vell,’ Ole said, ‘you know Mary, that cute little blonde vaitress at the coffee shop vhere I sometime go?’
‘Yeah,’ said Sam, ‘I remember her. Vhat about her?’
‘Vell, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that vhen I got into court, I pled ‘guilty’
‘The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.’
Have a great Friday friends 
