From Letterman:
Here are the “Top 10 reasons Brett Favre came out of retirement”:
10 – Blew his savings on a two-day taco binge.
9 – No reason to stay home every day now that “Guiding Light” has been canceled.
8 – Worried Obama’s death panels might try to take him out.
7 – In this economy, someone offers you a job, you grab it.
6 – Wants to raise and then dash hopes of another city’s fans.
5 – Couldn’t’ take another trip to Pottery Barn with his wife.
4 – Lured by a lucrative contract and free jar of Icy Hot.
3 – Concussions made me krazy!
2 – Who could resist chance to spend glorious winter in Minnesota?
1 – Oh, oh, wait. He just retired again.