Thought I would pass this hot tip along….
I’ve been married for hmmm…23 years now, and every once in a while, my wife will give me grief about going fishing…or the money I’ve spent on some equipment….you know the drill. Well, I have the answer to wipe away all of your grief….
Ps if anyone knows my wife, you’ll know that if she sees this post, I won’t be able to see for a week….how did that go? “Then the swelling in my left eye went down”….
She looks too good to throw out with the trash. You’ve got 23 yrs of training invested. You don’t want to start over do you?? 
Who’s got 23 years invested in training who? 
We all know the answer to that…..but don’t need to talk about it!! LOL 
She isn’t standing on your back is she? 
Geronimo
Dead man walking, Dead man walking!!! 
Women 
A Scientific Analysis
Materials Safety Data Sheet
Women – A chemical analysis:
ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: WO
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6Kg, but known to vary from 40-200Kg.
OCCURRENCES: Abundant quantities in all areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.
Posted with great reservation for my safety and well being.
Geronimo
I’m hoping I’ll be back for fishing in Bayport tomorrow….. 
She got out… 
Too funny guys.
That is all I’m going to say because I am happily married and I want to keep it that way. LOL
Gator Hunter
28 years and I got permission to fish on christmas eve, the day after christmas, tomorrow (new years day) and any time I want friday and/or saturday!!! who could ask for more?
barry
You are a lucky man…are you sure she’s not going to use this against you down the road? 
hey Geronimo,
if the little lady has a user sign on name, you’re toast. nice hearing from you, hope it is not your LAST. if we don’t hear from you again, we will know what happen and will call the proper authorities. Jack. AND OH YEAH, CAN I HAVE YOUR BOAT????
Hey Jack,
She did find the post, I am not sure how but she did! Good thing I quit signing my posts as Jack and switched to Geronimo or you may have found yourself innocently convicted. As for the boat, it is not available yet, it has suddenly become my bedroom.
Geronimo
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