MOTHER’S MILK

  • mrwalleye
    MN
    Posts: 974
    #1263963

    Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

    The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk worth 70 points or none at all.

    One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

    He wrote:
    1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
    2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
    3.) It is always the right temperature
    4.) It is inexpensive.
    5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
    6.) It is always available as needed.

    And then, the student was stuck! Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote:

    7.) It comes in cute containers.

    He got an A.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #796961

    You don’t have to be in advanced Biology to know that you can tell the freshness of Mothers Milk by squeezing the container.

    walleyejoe
    Litchfield, MN
    Posts: 463
    #796997

    He should have been nominated to be this years validictorian for that answer!! Good one.

    Joe Scegura
    Alexandria MN
    Posts: 2758
    #797027

    You guys are something else

    Tater
    Riceville,IA
    Posts: 30
    #797084

    You may also get a good estimate on how much they hold by the size of the containers.

    timmy
    Posts: 1960
    #797088

    Just like drinking tap beer……

    Regardless of the size of the keg, I am focusing on the tap.

    jerrj01
    Hudson, WI
    Posts: 1547
    #797112

    Milk just shot out of my nose all over the table.

    rgoi812
    Good hour from whitewater
    Posts: 468
    #797162

    BK: How does a person apply this theory to choosing stinkbait for beginners catfishing courses? I really want to figure this nocturnal sport out someday.

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